Strange Science: The Disappearance of the Roman Ninth Legion

The Silchester eagle of the Roman Ninth Legion

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Mass disappearances have happened throughout history, but one of the most curious is the disappearance of the Roman Ninth Legion from somewhere between what is now England and Scotland, in the second century A.D.

The Roman Ninth Legion was one of the most formidable forces of the Roman Army in Britain, which the Romans occupied for a period between about 43 and 410 A.D. Around approximately 109 A.D., the Roman Ninth Legion marched on Caldonia (modern day Scotland), and then disappear from the historical record.

Some historians believe that the legion may have been disbanded, relocated, or otherwise removed from Britain. Unfortunately, there’s no documentary evidence for that possibility. Others think that perhaps they could have been wiped out by the Scotsmen they were sent to attack. The main factor that suggests the Ninth was not wiped out by the Scotsmen is the lack of archaeological evidence for such a slaughter. Still others ascribe more otherworldly explanations to their disappearance. And while those explanations can’t be disproven, they certainly can’t be proven either.

You can read more about this and other mass disappearances here!

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That Man Behind the Curtain: December 2017

Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All

Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All

December had some stress associated with it in terms of Mad Scientist Journal. We were open to submissions, which is always an increase in workload. We were getting out the Winter 2018 quarterly, which also has some workload associated with it. And then there was the Patreon issue. I refrained from talking about it in last month’s post, because that post was supposed to just cover events from November. Plus, waiting till now gave some time for things to settle down.

So let’s dig in.

The Money Aspect

Amounts in parentheses are losses/expenses.
Hosting: (-$17.06)
Stories: (-$55.00)
Art: (-$167.39)
Advertising: (-$91.98)
Processing Fees: (-$8.26)
Printing: (-$426.38)
Conventions: (-$150.00)
Donations: $45.55
Ad Revenue: $0.44
Online Book Sales: $87.95

Total: (-$782.13)
QTD: (-$1,309.93)
YTD: (-$6,903.66)
All Time: (-$26,923.89)

As usual, I try to list costs for art and stories under the month that the stories run on the site rather than when I pay them. (This does not apply to special content for quarterlies, which does not have a specific month associated with it.) Sales are for sales when they take place, not when they’re actually paid out to me. Online book sales reflect the royalties given after the retailer takes their cut. Physical book sales represent gross income, not counting the cost of the physical book. Donations include Patreon as well as other money sent to us outside of standard sales.

The big hullabaloo last month was Patreon.

For those who didn’t hear about it, the very short version is that Patreon announced a drastic change to their billing system that would be implemented in under two weeks. It resulted in a wave of patrons dropping pledges right before Christmas. Which left a lot of creators worried about their future. Something like 30,000 pledges disappeared from the system before they reversed course on their decision. You can read at least one recap of the problems with their proposed change here.

Patreon backed down after a huge backlash, but it left people less trusting of the platform as a whole. We’ve been looking into other options out there. There had been some hope that Patreon might remedy for some of our financial struggles, but after two years it doesn’t seem like it is. When it looked like we might pull out because of ethical concerns about Patreon’s behavior, it forced us to rethink how we do a lot of things.

Submissions

We were open to submissions for quarterly exclusives and classified ads in December. We received 94 submissions, 22 classifieds and 72 exclusives. We accepted 32 submissions (34%): 21 classifieds (95%) and 11 exclusives (15%). Our all time acceptance rate is 37.9%.

Followers

Below is the social media following we had at the end of December. Despite initially losing some backers when the Patreon storm hit, we managed to recoup some once Patreon recanted their decision.

Patreon: 14 (+1)

Facebook: 1,750 (+14)

Twitter: 570 (+3)

Tumblr: 279 (+30)

Mailing List: 86 (+2)

Google+: 63 (-1)

Traffic

Last three months:

December 2017: 1,441 visits, 1,077 users, 2,419 page views, peak day of 84.
November 2017: 1,491 visits, 1,137 users, 2,108 page views, peak day of 121.
October 2017: 1,408 visits, 1,134 users, 2,179 page views, peak day of 107.

Last three Decembers:

December 2016: 916 visits, 700 users, 1,564 pages views, peak day of 61 visits.
December 2015: 574 visits, 404 users, 1,004 page views, peak day of 35 visits.
December 2014: 1,134 visits, 753 users, 2,098 page views, peak day of 68 visits.

Traffic is continuing apace from last month. I’m wondering what happened in 2015. Both this month and last had a huge drop in traffic compared to the years before and after. Looking at the stretch of time as whole, it just looks like traffic dropped off unexpectedly. It might have been a weird fluke. It might be a bug with analytics: I had set up a bunch of filters to block out “referral spam.” Which is a thing. I don’t see any indicator that there had been a huge amount in 2014, though, so I’m just not certain.

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Review of Serpent’s Rise by Trish Heinrich

Cover art for Serpent's RiseSerpent’s Rise (Beautiful Fire, 2017) is the second book in Trish Heinrich’s Vigilantes series, following after Serpent’s Sacrifice. In this book, set in the early 1960s, Alice has mostly hung up her costume, albeit reluctantly, in favor of navigating high society and the business world. But she still desires revenge against the Phantasm, whose actions caused death and mayhem in Jet City in the previous book.

This book has less super hero action than the previous installment, especially as Alice deals with the loss of her mentor and the return of some of her previous allies. The emotional fallout from these events comprises a larger chunk of the plot, though there is still plenty of action strewn throughout as the Serpent attempts to locate missing children and stop the Phantasm. The story also interweaves social issues of the time throughout the plot, much like the last book did.

Serpent’s Rise introduces new individuals with power, most of whom are children and young teenagers. While only one of these characters fights alongside the Serpent, he does so to good effect. And Alice/the Serpent has her usual support staff from the previous novel, who are all dealing with issues of their own as well.

If you enjoyed Serpent’s Sacrifice, you’ll likely enjoy this return to the adventures of the Serpent. I’m very much looking forward to the next book in the series, as this book leaves open plenty of avenues for future stories!

The author provided us with a free copy of this novel in exchange for review consideration.

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Coming Soon: Battling in All Her Finery Kickstarter!

Battling in All Her FineryOn Thursday, February 1, Mad Scientist Journal will be launching our fifth anthology Kickstarter. The title this year is Battling in All Her Finery: Historical Accounts of Otherworldly Women Leaders. We’re planning for an all-ages friendly, inclusive anthology of stories of women who lead in any field–political, social, military, scientific, etc.

If you’re interested in this anthology and helping us to produce it, be sure to follow Mad Scientist Journal on Facebook, where we’ll be launching a countdown event later today! Or you can see the countdown here!

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Why the Village of Shiminpur is Empty

A series of diary entries by Lopa Roy, as provided by Tamoha Sengupta
Art by America Jones


14th April, 2016

Tomorrow, I will be going to live in Shiminpur village. I’m not sure for how long, but I won’t come back before I understand what is actually going on there. I can already feel curiosity burning within me. I would have gone there earlier, but investigating the hauntings in the local graveyard held me up.

As is the case with each of my investigations, I will maintain a record of all that I observe and conclude during my stay there. Sometimes, the notes are useful to connect missing dots.

Before I venture out, here are the points I know so far.

  1. Shiminpur is a village located in West Bengal, India. It is an island in the river Ganga, connected to the nearest village by a thin bridge of land that disappears when the river swells. It used to be a tiny village, comprising four huts and fifteen people. All male, except the wives. All female babies born were killed–most were drowned in the river Ganga, or buried near the forests that bordered north of the village.
  2. It is also famous for its soil, fertile for crops and wonderful for making any type of soil handicrafts. People of Shiminpur and the nearby villages used the soil for making lamps, small figures, etc. Handicrafts and farming was the main livelihood of Shiminpur. But it was not until recently that the soils of Shiminpur attained celebrity status.
  3. A year ago, a couple of farmers discovered a stone in their rice field. It was about two feet tall, with the words “Jai, Ma Durga” written across it. “Hail the Goddess Durga.” The discovery caused the entire media spotlight to fall on the village, and the villagers there saw a way to profit from this. They decided to sell the soil to people who made idols of the Goddess Durga for the Durga Puja festival. A few months before the festival, on 4th March, 2016, the soil was scheduled to be put up for sale in the monthly market the village had.
    I remember what my friend said to me when he heard the news. “Ironic, isn’t it? The village murders the girls and decides to make money through the festival that worships a Goddess?” I must say that I mirror his disgust. How low can people stoop?
  4. On the day of the market, when people got there, the entire village population had disappeared.
  5. The few investigations conducted brought up no real clues. This is why I’ll be going to stay there. All the investigations only lasted a day, a night at most. They were covered extensively by media, while some were even broadcast live. I’ll conduct my search in silence, without anyone’s knowledge. Some things are best caught unawares.

15th April, 2016

The place is so quiet.

I arrived at 12:15 p.m. on a boat I rowed myself, armed with a month’s worth of supplies. If they run out, I’ll simply row over to the nearby village, two miles away, to replenish them. I made sure to anchor the boat tight and cover it with grass and weeds and leaves, so that it is not visible. I don’t want to draw attention.

I set up my tent behind some bushes, trying to stay as inconspicuous as possible. Inconspicuous from whom, I’m not sure yet.

For over an hour, I wandered through the abandoned village, passing home after empty home.

The fields were full of dead crops and empty patches, and in one of the fields, I saw it: the two-foot-high stone with the inscription. I knelt before it and touched it. It was warm, just as any other stone would be under the sun. Maybe someone had once built a temple here long ago, and it was destroyed and buried over time. Maybe too much farming had simply brought one of the stones to the surface. Nothing extraordinary. It was just a normal stone.

I wandered some more, trying to detect any unusual energy in the air. Nothing.

The sun was bright in the sky over me, the weather was dry, but below me, the soil was so wet in places that my shoes got stuck more than once. Clay. Too much clay.

No living thing in sight, except me, a few scurrying mice, and the birds screeching and flying high above. Overall, there was silence, silence except for the ominous quiet of a vanished civilization, silence except for the roar of the Ganga, incessantly flowing past the village.

17th April, 2016

Living here is strange. I’ve stayed in haunted houses before. I mean, this is part of my job.

But I’ve never before been the only inhabitant of an entire town, city, or village. Not that I’m complaining. I knew what I was heading into when I decided to investigate.

During the day, I roam about the empty village.

Sometimes, I think I hear cries. They seem muffled, as if trapped inside something. I don’t know if I’m imagining it, but they seem louder when I step through the clay-filled parts of the village. I don’t understand how the clay stays so wet, in spite of the dry weather. Yesterday, I knelt and picked some up in my hands. It was cold to the touch, and I was suddenly reminded of the cold of the corpse I’d found in a haunted house long ago. The thought made a shiver go through me. I washed my hands in the Ganga later, but the cold feeling hasn’t really gone away.

Art for "Why the Village of Shiminpur is Empty"

Have you seen the idols get immersed in the river when the festivals are over? Have you seen how their clay bodies dissolve and scatter into the river? That is exactly what happened to them.


To read the rest of this story, check out the Mad Scientist Journal: Winter 2018 collection.


Lopa Roy was an investigator of strange happenings, renowned in India for her inconvenient and highly effective ways of uncovering unexplained mysteries. She was accidentally stabbed to death in Shiminpur on the night of 19th May, 2016, by a thief who mistook her for a ghost. Her body was recovered a week later, after the terrified thief confessed his crime. Her diary, containing these recorded entries, was discovered amidst her belongings in Shiminpur.


Tamoha Sengupta lives in India. Her fiction has appeared in Daily Science Fiction, Fantastic Stories of the Imagination, Zetetic: A Record of Unusual Inquiry, and elsewhere. She sometimes tweets @sengupta_tamoha.


AJ is an illustrator and comic artist with a passion for neon colors and queer culture. Catch them being antisocial on social media @thehauntedboy.


“Why the Village of Shiminpur is Empty” is © 2017 Tamoha Sengupta
Art accompanying story is © 2017 America Jones

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Strange Science: Non-Euclidean Virtual Reality?

Alien geometry is a common trope in cosmic horror. You can’t swing a dead eldritch horror without hitting geometry that is “abnormal, non-Euclidean, and loathsomely redolent of spheres and dimensions apart from ours.” But what does that look like?

Some mathematicians and game designers have worked to make exploring strange geometry fun.

There’s certainly plenty of special effects in movies that play with optical tricks, but a team of mathematicians combined forces to create virtual reality experiences to give you a hands on feel for 4-dimensional spaces. Like Hypernom. If you don’t want to risk projecting yourself into an occult prison in an attic, you can watch a video demonstration instead. The Aperiodical offers an interesting write-up. Or you can dive into the papers the team has written.

And if you like that, you can try out other games like 4D Toys or Euclidean.

But if you end up in some mind-warping nether realm that erodes your sanity? We will disavow any knowledge of you.

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On Kickstarter: Valor Volume 2

Valor graphic novelsIf you’re looking for a fun comic anthology for all ages that pays homage to the strength, resourcefulness, and cunning of female heroines in fairy tales, check out Valor: Volume 2 on Kickstarter!

The first volume of this series contained re-imagined, adapted, and invented fairy tales, and was funded on Kickstarter in 2014. The second volume will have more of the same. (There are also plans for volume 3 in 2019). A large number of the authors and illustrators are women, with several women of color represented as well. The comics also appear to cover a wide array of different heroines.

Rewards for the project include the comic anthology itself, along with the ever-popular stickers and pins. The project still has plenty of time to go, and is well on its way toward funding, but this seems like the sort of comic that might appeal to a number of our readers. So be sure to check it out!

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Space Cthulhu and the Cosmic Sneeze

An essay by Beepboop, as provided by Catherine L. Brooke
Art by Luke Spooner


There is a legend upon some tiny species of bipedal earth dwellers that states that every word spoken by their Creator became something new. “In the beginning was the word,” and so on, if you get my meaning.

But if that is true of all things, living or otherwise, then this place must have surely started as a sneeze.

It had all the hallmarks of such: it was an unwanted surprise, irritating to the mucous membranes, the sight of many explosive and messy impacts, and was filled with the remnants of once living cells that had perished in a terrible struggle against hostile invaders.

For the place I speak of was known as the Lurid Fields–a glowing green liminal space between two cold barren galaxies, and a place few would come by choice. Only the most foolhardy of spacers would try to plunder their toxic treasures.

The reason I had stirred my own eight rudders through the tides of the galaxies to visit the Fields was not for personal glory or treasure, but for the one good thing a scientist of any species cannot resist: a good old fashioned mystery.

As I swam towards the ouroboros of safety beacons that marked the boundaries of the Lurid Fields, I tried to observe their green glow with the objective detachment a good research Argonaut should, but it was impossible to do so when you knew what the pretty green sparkles actually were.

For the Lurid Fields were the site of some horrendous cataclysm, ancient beyond imagining, even for a kind as long lived as my own. The ruins at the heart of the Fields predated all known civilisations, but it was impossible to get close enough to study them, trapped as they were in the deathless grip of their own effluence.

Art for "Space Cthulhu and the Cosmic Sneeze"

My arm made contact with the green floating cells and almost instantly I felt the prickling sting of their poison even through my protective layers.


To read the rest of this story, check out the Mad Scientist Journal: Winter 2018 collection.


Beepboop is a young Argonaut of barely 2 million standard cycles. His passion for learning often overrides his common sense, and he is given to impulsive behaviour and inappropriate jets of ink. Over time, he may become an excellent student and a credit to this college, but only once his rash curiosity is tempered with respect for his elders. Personally, I believe that a millennium or two of internships cataloguing ostraka in the driest of archives might benefit him tremendously.  — Boortblat, 300th Chancellor of Zappsploosh University.


Catherine L. Brooke is a thirty-something from Yorkshire in North England. She has been writing fiction since she was eight years old and has always loved stories of the weird and wonderful. She has an academic background in Egyptology and a passionate interest in the oral traditions of story telling. Her other interests include video games, collecting the oddest romance novels she can find, and an obsession with foreign soap operas.


Luke Spooner, a.k.a. ‘Carrion House,’ currently lives and works in the South of England. Having recently graduated from the University of Portsmouth with a first class degree, he is now a full time illustrator for just about any project that piques his interest. Despite regular forays into children’s books and fairy tales, his true love lies in anything macabre, melancholy, or dark in nature and essence. He believes that the job of putting someone else’s words into a visual form, to accompany and support their text, is a massive responsibility, as well as being something he truly treasures. You can visit his web site at www.carrionhouse.com.


“Space Cthulhu and the Cosmic Sneeze” is © 2017 Catherine L. Brooke
Art accompanying story is © 2017 Luke Spooner

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Strange Science: Unusual Food Pairings

Why do food pairings like pork and vanilla or beef and chocolate work? The answer lies within flavor perception and biochemical networks.

Food is made up of chemical compounds, and sometimes, two foods that you might think of as very different have similar compounds. If the two foods are cooked in a fashion that keeps those compounds the same, or if two foods are cooked in such a way that their compounds become more similar, they’ll create a flavor profile that our minds perceive as being delicious!

You can learn more about the ways in which unusual food pairings can work in this article at kitchn.

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Alumni Publishing Short Stories from Delightful to Creepy

Here are the latest batch of stories from our MSJ alum, including stories that range from delightful and light-hearted to creepy horror stories.

Caroline M. Yoachim has published “A Rabbit Egg for Flora” in the latest Fireside Fiction.

S. Qiouyi Li has published “Mother Tongues” in the latest Asimov’s.

Joachim Heijndermans’ story, “All Through the House,” was podcast at Gallery of Curiosities on Christmas Eve!

Jenna M. Pitman, Matthew R. Davis, and Rhoads Brazos all have stories in Behind the Mask: Tales from the Id.

We’re super pleased to see and hear these stories, and hope you’ll enjoy them too!

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