We’ve published several stories about libraries and vampires. If you enjoyed Monday’s story, here are some more you might like! “A Last Minute Message to the Youth” by Brodie Lowe (how to deal with a vampire problem) “Is the Vampire Diet Healthy?” by E. B. Fischadler (evaluating the nutritious qualities of blood) (available in...
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Memos from Yvonne Kulas, as provided by Kathryn Yelinek Art by America Jones To all staff, Abbottsville Public Library Subject: September missing books list Writing Your Perfect Online Dating Profile by Mindi Pepperberg. 306.7302 P294W Date missing: 9/27/2017 Note: Only one book reported missing this month! ~
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An essay by V. Cardigan, as provided by Emma Tonkin Art by Dawn Vogel Abstract The theoretical concept of a provably complete library, generated by an infinitely parallelised random process, is well-known. In this article, I report on the results of a sample implementation of Borel’s well-known “typing monkey” thought experiment. Through analysis and evaluation...
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A reminiscence of Dr. Peter West, as told to Gary Cuba Art by Luke Spooner My doctoral advisor, Professor Eiser, slapped the palms of his hands against his forehead, leaned back in his chair, and groaned at the ceiling. “Not the Medford Object! Saints preserve us. Where on Earth did you hear about that...
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