An essay by Arthur Weiss, Ph.D., as provided by Franco Raud Art by Franco Raud This is what is known. American Blues guitarist Robert Johnson (1911-1938). Singer of “Hellhound on My Trail,” “Me and the Devil Blues,” and “Cross Road Blues.” Johnson was granted his musical genius through a deal with the devil made at...
Read more →An essay by Anthony Dargay PhD, as provided by Ben Revermann Art by Justine McGreevy Oct. 28, 2015, Day 8, Anthony Dargay PhD. IMPORTANT, DO NOT WALK THROUGH THE PORTAL. READ THIS BEFORE YOU WALK THROUGH THE PORTAL: I pray that you see this journal and grab it before walking through. I will leave it right...
Read more →An essay by Dr. Radical N. Klein, as provided by Peter J. Carter Art by Shannon Legler Most people are goddamned pains in the ass. They’re constantly acting with defective intelligence, when not otherwise acting downright criminally apathetic. As if to prove this theorem on a daily basis, when the people in my immediate vicinity aren’t...
Read more →A very quick report, as I am hip deep in NaNoWriMo and a bit behind. Because of this yearly quest to compose a novel, we are also a bit behind on our slush. We assure those who have submitted that you have not been forgotten. The Money Aspect Amounts in parentheses are losses/expenses. Hosting:...
Read more →Editorial: Investigations of Neural Imagining and Surgical Removal of Emotional Cortexes Edward P. Muinn1, David G. Bolls,1 Felicity I. Killian1,2 and Diana Rohlman3 1Department of Neurology and Neurosurgery, 2Department of Radiology, 3Groom Lake Publishing Services, Groom Lake, Nevada, United States of America Corresponding author: Felicity I. Killian, killianf@groomlakelab.edu Felicity I. Killian received her Bachelors...
Read more →An essay by Allison Merton, as provided by Robert Dawson Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye “But Pascal expected a reward of infinite value. Do you?” His eyes, shadowy as a charcoal drawing, fixed me. His face was bleak and gray, his voice was flat and emotionless, and his dark suit looked as if it had...
Read more →An essay by Dr. Stephen Mackle, as provided by Carrie Cuinn Art by Shannon Legler Lab Notes, April 23, 1931. The subject has four limbs, but while its skin appears crocodilian, the limbs are not fixed under the body. Instead they appear to be jointed much as a man’s are, with longer back legs and...
Read more →An essay by Dr. Mark Mathis, as provided by Jeffrey Wooten Art by Luke Spooner On the first plane I sat by a young lady that could have passed for the granddaughter I never had. She was excited; it was her first trip to Europe. She asked me what I did for a living and...
Read more →An essay by Lady Jelique D’Avern, as provided by John A. McColley Art by Dawn Vogel The below information represents years of research into the field of cryptobotany, including active experimentation and cultivation. I present an offering to fellow scientists who find themselves oft disturbed from their own projects by the interloping of dull-witted...
Read more →It’s that dark time of the month when we lay bare our digits. The Money Aspect Amounts in parentheses are losses/expenses. Hosting: ($17.06) Stories: ($325.00) Art: ($250.00) Advertising: ($51.02) Paypal Fees: ($15.20) Donations: $0.00 Ad Revenue: $0.46 Book Sales: $14.29 Total: ($643.53) QTD: ($1,229.24) YTD: ($3,364.95) All Time: ($6,681.00) As per usual, I try...
Read more →An essay by Melinda Myers, as provided by Kate Elizabeth Art by Justine McGreevy We humans are bombarded on a daily basis from telemarketers, door-to-door sales men, infomercials, advertisements … the list goes on. Tempting us to spend more money, change our electricity providers, get rich quick, and lose weight fast. But behind these companies and...
Read more →An essay by Dr. Zora Next, as delivered to the Press by Brandon Miller Art by Luke Spooner Dear My Concerned Public: I want to take this opportunity to clear up the misconceptions about the events of April 20, 2013, at the Carson City water reservoir. My former assistant, Gregory, has been telling his...
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