• Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

    Notes From A Recent Polar Expedition

    by  • August 20, 2012 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Essay by Ludwig Wergenergener, Ph.D. (Oxon.), Dip. Ed.(Utrecht), D.Sc. (Knutsford); as provided by Darren Goossens Illustration by Justine McGreevy The Discovery: In the year 34.6 (2207 by the old calendar), the planet of Bruce was discovered. It was named after Bruce Fingleton, who found it one morning on his mail run in between Norman...

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    An Experimental Excursion in Artificially Amplifying Armoured Animalia

    by  • June 25, 2012 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Reported Retroactively by Ms. Cadmium Drury Addiber Graduate Studies: Contrapting, Abnatural Sciences, Electrogenesis, Illogical Reasoning, et al University of Mispury-Gearfax As provided by Jimmy Grist Illustration by Dawn Vogel Abstract The following research project took place sixteen (16) years ago. This report has been filled out retroactively for records of study and/or self-defence in...

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    Who’s Yer Mummy

    by  • June 11, 2012 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Being a curious tale of Archaeology, Burn Fetishism, and World Domination, by world-famous Undead Egyptologist, Jack Eidolon, as told to Mike Bryant Photography by Eleanor Leonne Bennett “My name is Jack. And I’m a braineater.” That was me, about two and a half years ago, at my first Undead Anonymous meeting. Just like everyone...

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    Therium 99

    by  • May 21, 2012 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    An essay by Virgil Ther, presented by Mark Andrew Edwards Illustration by Katie Nyborg Day 1: Early September Dear diary, Finally getting things set up around here. The grant money from the Department of Defense will be put to great use. And not just for this wicked cool digital recorder. Hello? Hello? Heh, I can...

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    Proton Pursuit

    by  • April 23, 2012 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    An essay by Dr. Lars, as presented by D.K. Snape There’s a flaw in the Hadron Collider. I know it. So do you, if you search down deep. Remember how queasy you felt when they first talked about starting it up? Remember all the protests? We finally accepted it. We had to. Otherwise, the...

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    The Dissection of Marcus Wade

    by  • April 2, 2012 • Fiction

    An essay by Abigail Figg, presented by Kathryn Board Illustration by Katie Nyborg. “Abigail, I think I just caught a ghost!” Only one person on Earth would call me at five o’clock in the morning. And that one person was certifiably insane–in a mother earth, psychic medium, chakra-opening kind of way. She also happened...

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