• An Atheist’s Guide to the Afterlife

    by  • November 7, 2016 • 0 Comments

    Art for An Atheist's Guide to the Afterlife

    An essay by Dr Quintum Magnamaby, as provided by J. R. Hampton Art by Luke Spooner For this report, I have implicitly assumed that there is an afterlife. This may not be so. There are three possibilities: There is an afterlife. The afterlife exists as a hypothesis based on infinite impossibilities, which can be regularly...

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    Your Star

    by  • October 31, 2016 • 0 Comments

    Art for "Your Star"

    A notice from the Ad Hoc Committee for Stellar Distribution, as provided by Daniel Hudon Art by Ariel Alian Wilson Somewhere in the Galaxy, our galaxy, the Milky Way, your star shines. It was assigned to you when you were born, and its light has been traveling the vast spans of interstellar space since...

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    Demote the Earth

    by  • October 24, 2016 • 0 Comments

    Art for "Demote the Earth"

    A Letter to the International Astronomical Union by Professor E. Meritus, brought to our attention by E. B. Fischadler Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye Sirs- It has come to my attention that the IAU has been inconsistent and unfair in its treatment of Pluto. As is well known, Pluto has recently been demoted from the...

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    That Man Behind the Curtain: September 2016

    by  • October 19, 2016 • 0 Comments

    Dawn with Fitting In Proofs

    It’s been a hectic month! Getting Autumn 2016 and Fitting In finalized and out the door, Seattle “Stormpocalypse” 2016, and some huge changes on the home front. How did we do with MSJ this month? The Money Aspect Amounts in parentheses are losses/expenses. Hosting: ($17.06) Stories: ($70.00) Art: ($551.97) Advertising: ($30.00) Processing Fees: ($18.80)...

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    A Fictional Sell-Out

    by  • October 17, 2016 • 0 Comments

    A Fictional Sell Out

    An essay by L. Gordonsby-Wilkes, as provided by Soren James Art by Luke Spooner Dedicated to people for whom the world has been tricked from them: In Victorian England, it was common practice for an upper-class gentleman, when dressing for formal occasions, to enter a room with a low ceiling and to there perform a...

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    To Dr. Von Lupe, Concerning the Ice Pick

    by  • October 3, 2016 • 0 Comments

    Art Accompanying "To Dr. Von Lupe, Concerning the Ice Pick"

    A letter by Dr. Elizabeth Chu, as provided by Alanna McFall Art by Amanda Jones To Dr. Von Lupe, My Most Glorious God-on-Earth and Leader Among All the Ranks of Humans, For more stories like this before they appear on the site, check out our Patreon! Greetings to you, my dark master who claims dominion...

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    Final Thoughts

    by  • September 26, 2016 • 0 Comments

    Final Thoughts

    An essay by Joshua Harken, as provided by Aaron Moskalik Art by Shannon Legler “I love you, man.” Jericho Bailey plants his face in my chest and puts me in a bear hug. I hold my drink out to the side, careful not to spill it. It’s all too much. Jericho Freaking Bailey. And...

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