Tag Archives: Humor

Jump Juice

Posted on October 5, 2015 by Mad Scientist Journal

An essay by Andrew Fowke PhD, as told to Maureen Bowden Art by Leigh Legler My laboratory assistant, Goodison Button, known as Goody, may have been an imbecile, but without him I would never have discovered teleportation fluid: Jump Juice, as … Continue reading →

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Public Announcements

Posted on September 28, 2015 by Mad Scientist Journal

A message from Calvin Madison, Press Secretary, Nagasaki Planetation Provided by Christopher J. Teuton Art by Ariel Alian Wilson With Phase One of our new Residential Improvement Program completed, we at Nagasaki Planetation feel as if it is necessary to remind you, the public, of a … Continue reading →

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News of Death

Posted on September 14, 2015 by Mad Scientist Journal

An essay by Edgar, as provided by Nick Nafpliotis Art by Luke Spooner I am eternal. For millions of years, my kind has roamed this earth in both the light of day and the black of night. Through countless wars, droughts, … Continue reading →

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The Amazing Doctor Clifford

Posted on August 24, 2015 by Mad Scientist Journal

An essay by Colonel Green, client, as provided by E. M. Eastick Art by Justine McGreevy The Chetworth Village Market murmured with Saturday morning shoppers zipping their coats to the chill in the air, chatting with neighbors, and browsing the swirly … Continue reading →

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The Ministry of Wishful Displacement

Posted on August 3, 2015 by Mad Scientist Journal

An essay by Carolina Moon, as told to Maureen Bowden Art by Luke Spooner It was Friday, 5:30 pm. I’d cleared my desk, logged out of the World Wide Wishful Displacement Detector, and was about to head home, when Richard … Continue reading →

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As You Know

Posted on June 15, 2015 by Mad Scientist Journal

An essay by Bob, as provided by Dr. K. Kitts Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye Larry invited me up to his cabin to fish and drink margaritas. I knew it was smack dab in the middle of nowhere, but the GPS … Continue reading →

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Weaselbearer v. del Toro

Posted on May 25, 2015 by Mad Scientist Journal

An essay by Judge Salvadore Ironfist, as provided by K. G. Jewell Art by Leigh Legler BE IT REMEMBERED on July 23, 2013, the Court held a hearing in the above-styled cause, and the parties appeared with counsel. Background In January … Continue reading →

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Time Zones

Posted on May 11, 2015 by Mad Scientist Journal

An essay by Gary MacDonald, as provided by Robert Dawson Art by Dawn Vogel Teenagers are pretty wonderful people. They are hard-working, tidy, enthusiastic, well-dressed, well-groomed, and polite. Everybody else’s teenagers, anyway. Every parent wonders how they got the ones who … Continue reading →

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Lasagna with Legs

Posted on April 20, 2015 by Mad Scientist Journal

An essay by John Baker, as provided by Rich Knight Art by Justine McGreevy “I’ve created a monster!” … is what I wish I could say. But I can’t. Not with this sad, pathetic mess writhing on my kitchen table. The best … Continue reading →

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The Arkham K-12 Science Fair

Posted on March 2, 2015 by Mad Scientist Journal

Transcript of a recording by Clifford Winter III, Ph.D., as provided by Jeannie Warner Art by Scarlet O’Hairdye 12 April 1921. Where’s the switch, turn on the switch … ah! There we go. Yes, it’s recording now. Okay! Tilly, please … Continue reading →

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