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Lasagna with Legs
An essay by John Baker, as provided by Rich Knight Art by Justine McGreevy “I’ve created a monster!” … is what I wish I could say. But I can’t. Not with this sad, pathetic mess writhing on my kitchen table. The best … Continue reading
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Tagged Food Science, Genetic Engineering, Humor, John Baker, Justine McGreevy, Rich Knight
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The Curious Case of Alpha-7 DE11
Transcript of voice mail found by Dr. Jarothy Pickman, as provided by Dan Stout Art by Dawn Vogel <Beep> Hello, Joachim. This is Dr. Manderagon. Vincent Manderagon. I’m calling because I’m having trouble with one of our Golems. Specifically … ah … … Continue reading
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Tagged Dan Stout, Dawn Vogel, Genetic Engineering, Jarothy Pickman, Theology
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Sins and Dust
An essay by the Confessor, as provided by James Fadeley Art by Luke Spooner I write these words with total shame, for herein lies the confessions of an arrogant fool. For forty years, I have served the church as a … Continue reading
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Tagged Biochemistry, Confessor, Dust Bowl, Genetic Engineering, James Fadeley, Luke Spooner
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The Problem with Protégés
An essay by Dr. Andre Jomes, as provided by Rob Oxley Art by Dawn Vogel Caution when Advancing Interns: A Personal Account Dr. Andre Jomes, MSBS, Director of BCRR, Berry & Serg Adrian9 Inner Cylinder Housing, Apt. 43-F Staff and … Continue reading
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Tagged Andre Jomes, Dawn Vogel, Genetic Engineering, Humor, Rob Oxley
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One scientist’s struggle against federal cloning regulations: A case study
Dr. Jasmine A. Connell1,2 and Dr. Diana Rohlman3 1Department of Nephrology, Groom Lake Laboratories; 2Center for Ethical Cloning, Groom Lake Medical Center; 3Groom Lake Publishing Services, Groom Lake, Nevada, United States of America Corresponding author: Jasmine A. Connell, connellj@groomlakelab.edu Art … Continue reading
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Tagged Cloning, Diana Rohlman, Genetic Engineering, Jasmine A. Connell, Scarlett O'Hairdye
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The Nature of Sin
An essay by Dr. Mark Mathis, as provided by Jeffrey Wooten Art by Luke Spooner On the first plane I sat by a young lady that could have passed for the granddaughter I never had. She was excited; it was her … Continue reading
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Tagged Epidemiology, Genetic Engineering, Jeffrey Wooten, Luke Spooner, Mark Mathis
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Evaporation
An essay by Newton Hickson, as provided by Justin Short I’m the guy who punches tigers in the face for a living. You might have read about me in one of those articles on animal cruelty. Maybe heard my name … Continue reading
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Tagged Genetic Engineering, Justin Short, Newton Hickson
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Asexual Reproduction in homo sapiens sapiens
Introduction to Dr. Ozge Fethiye’s manuscript by Dr. Ozil Ahmadoff, as provided by Tamara Zachary Photography by Eleanor Leonne Bennett Ozge Fethiye was the finest scientific mind ever produced by the Yz’lyzi People’s Democratic Republic in all its thirty-three year … Continue reading
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Tagged Genetic Engineering, Ozge Fethiye, Ozil Ahmadoff, Tamara Zachary
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It Lives!
After some delay, I finally present to you Mad Scientist Journal: Spring 2012.
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Tagged Abigail Figg, Anonymous Journalist, Ari Ascher, Biology, Cryptozoology, D.K. Snape, Davin Ireland, Dawn Vogel, Eleanor Leonne Bennett, Elizabeth Haraldson, Fantasy, Genetic Engineering, Ghosts, Hadron Collider, Horror, Humor, James Ford, Jeremy Zimmerman, Joshua Michael Rideout, Kathryn Board, Katie Nyborg, Logan Merritt, Mark Andrew Edwards, Nathaniel K. Miller, Odile Pyotrova, Pimping, Pyotr Ilyich Begichev, Quarterly, Rosemary Jones, Samantha Higson, Science Fiction, Scientific Paper, Space Travel, Spring 2012, Suzanne van Rooyen, Thomas Canfield, Time Travel, Torrey Podmajersky, Unicorns, Virgil Ther
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Bears
Essay by an anonymous survivor, as provided by Christos Callow, Jr. Illustration by Katie Nyborg 1A. Ever heard of auto-cloning? You must have. Everyone knows what it is, though most learned the hard way. I used to know one of … Continue reading
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Tagged Anonymous Survivor, Apocalypse, Christos Callow Jr., Genetic Engineering, Katie Nyborg
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