Tag Archives: E. B. Fischadler

Demote the Earth

Posted on October 24, 2016 by Mad Scientist Journal

A Letter to the International Astronomical Union by Professor E. Meritus, brought to our attention by E. B. Fischadler Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye Sirs- It has come to my attention that the IAU has been inconsistent and unfair in its … Continue reading →

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Press Three for Unintended Consequences

Posted on June 6, 2016 by Mad Scientist Journal

An essay by Ander E. Welt, President, Alternative Services, Inc. Brought to our attention by E. B. Fischadler Art by Justine McGreevy We at Alternative Services, Inc. (our motto: Life could be better–maybe), are pleased to offer the public a unique, … Continue reading →

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Belcher’s Sailor: A Remarkable Adaptation to Life on Gas Giants

Posted on February 22, 2016 by Mad Scientist Journal

An account by Dmitri Witles Belcher [1], [2], brought to our attention by E. B. Fischadler Art by America Jones The search for extraterrestrial life has focused primarily on rocky planets similar to Earth, notably Mars. Several probes have sought to … Continue reading →

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An Urgent Appeal to the Physics Community

Posted on September 21, 2015 by Mad Scientist Journal

An essay by Terry Fied, Department of Physics, Manhattan Institute of Theoreticians Related to this journal by E. B. Fischadler Art by Dawn Vogel To the Editor: Recently, I became aware of a new and disturbing trend: the courts are … Continue reading →

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Recalibrating Archaeological Time Scales

Posted on January 12, 2015 by Mad Scientist Journal

An essay by T. Rashman and O. L. Geezer, as provided by E. B. Fischadler Art by Luke Spooner It has come to our attention that there is considerable debate regarding the age of the earth. Having heard this, we … Continue reading →

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A Novel General Anesthetic

Posted on February 17, 2014 by Mad Scientist Journal

An essay by Dr. Maury Bund, as provided by E. B. Fischadler Art by Justine McGreevy We wish to report the discovery of a remarkable new means of general anesthesia. This novel anesthesia provides complete relief from pain, is easy … Continue reading →

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