Apophenia or Apotheosis

An essay by Dr. Erick Loadston, as provided by Adam Wykes
Art by America Jones


To you, dear readers, the significance of these findings cannot be overstated. Their implication(s) relate to the whole of human experience after humans first spoke. But perhaps this begins incorrectly: the story will and must build itself up, bootstrap excitement in you as it originally did for everyone it has affected–for all human information processing is inevitably correlated within a narrative framework, an indication of the sort of mind this species has. In this way and no other may it be understood, and to be understood in this way it must be told in the form and attitude of an adventure, beginning with the sharks.

Really, the event wasn’t so dramatic. It was the ancient sharks themselves, smooth and feline and so absolutely powerful in their mental impressions–especially up close–that lent the first moment its gravity. The crew that you must join for the course of this moment, the whole crew and yourself (had you been there), was rapt at the sight of these animals behaving as they did that day in the clear waters off the coast of the most remote location in the world.

The Matador del Mar was a leased 22-meter Chilean coast guard patrol vessel refitted for the purposes of marine biology, sturdily constructed and holding up–considering its fifteen years of military service–quite well. Not everyone was on the boat that day, unfortunately–just his captain, Gregori Zhitomir, his first mate and wife Olga Zhitomir, the author, and Iris Poole, a grad student from the University of Florida. And you, now, if you may be so persuaded. The rest were not on the boat then and make no indication of joining its crew now. Such, perhaps, is the importance of a proper introduction.

What the Matador was doing was at the suggestion of Gregori. He wasn’t a part of the expedition–rather a hired hand–but he had expressed sympathy for the group’s bad luck and offered his own personal advice based on his experiences at sea. Gregori claimed that if sharks were to be attracted, they might be brought by trolling rather than dropping, his reason being that the motion might be a more effective bait than the chum and blood already tried earlier in the week. Gregori was composed of that Russian captain’s stock reminiscent of Sean Connery atop the Red October‘s conning tower, squinting into the salt-sprayed wind with a tolerant wisdom born from Siberian patience wedded to a long and colorful naval tradition. This demeanor, really, was the reason he was taken on his word, and is offered here as a prime example of how unscientific some of the most fortunate decisions can be, even (especially?) on scientific expeditions.

In any case, he assured everyone that the boat was fast enough for the job and soon, for lack of any better ideas, the Matador was kicking up quite a wake as we rounded the northern peak of Rapa Nui. Several of the great heads for which this island is famous were in view. Those constructed in the inscrutable attitude of staring out over the waters with their lidless, dispassionate eyes were witness yet as Olga and Iris ran out the tuna bait on a trolling line and began dropping in chum and blood on the way.

Soon they had several prospective clients, probably Gray Reef Sharks but possibly Makos, chasing the bait, dorsal fins now and again high out of the water. Gregori adjusted his speed so as not to outpace the animals too quickly while making them work to get the bait, regaling everyone in his broken English with some tale about sharks that favored eating a harder catch. As preparations were being made for the cameras and tag guns, the Matador del Mar passed over a darker patch of seabed–and the pursuing sharks were gone. Disappointed but encouraged by the show, the crew tried the gambit again–and again the same results: the sharks would break off pursuit over the darker patch of seabed.

“What is that down there?” Iris asked Gregori, as you may well ask yourself. The answer eluded the captain and his crew then, but was answered some days thereafter, courtesy of a timely e-mail by a friendly geologist back at the university, who correctly determined it to be an igneous flow of magnetic rock from the island’s now dormant volcano. He reasoned that because sharks possess a finely tuned sense organ dedicated to the detection of electromagnetic fields that all living things give off, they might be spooked by the presence of the rock’s undoubtedly strong magnetic field. As long as future ventures avoided the magnetic flows, he advised, there would be no trouble. Paige Decker, the team’s most informed individual on that particular organ, supported this hypothesis.

And so things might have resumed normally had it not been for a particularly serendipitous rainfall later that week, as the expedition was grounded on Rapa Nui due to the rough seas a thunderstorm was working up around the island. You must put yourself in the position of the author, who was caught on the docks as the storm came in. Imagine:

The sky, angry and black as coal, is simply dumping water on you in a driving rain, and the waves are threatening to wash you off the dock. You quickly get as much of the equipment you were unloading as you can and dash off, a wave taking what you’ve left behind over the side only moments later. Rushing into the nearest building–one of the sheds used by the island’s archeologists–you’re thinking you’re too old for this. The team’s shelters are more than a kilometer distant, and there’s no way you’re hauling this camera and line all that distance on this muddy ground. Nor are you staying here in this drafty metal shed, your clothes dripping wet. You’ll leave the gear here in the shed and come back for it later when things have cleared up.

You’re not even halfway back when the rain, coming in nearly sideways in enormous gobbets, forces you to seek shelter behind one of those enormous stone heads, called Moai by the natives. It’s the only thing around for hundreds of meters, and the only thing worth looking at other than the sky, which you check frequently. You’re wondering how often these old statues are hit by lightning, but gradually you become more fascinated by the appearance of the rock when wet, which you realize you’ve never seen before. And yet it seems familiar, because you could swear it looks exactly like that patch of rock the sharks wouldn’t swim over.

That, probably, was the essential moment of connection–to be poetic about it, the point of critical mass, the moment at which a ball of interstellar gas becomes a bright shining star. What is to come is not yet clear, but the light, where before there was none, cannot be ignored.

Apophenia or Apotheosis

Back in the United States with the rock samples, however, the research begins. The fragments were found to be far newer than the stones quarried for the Moai, and showed a markedly stronger magnetic field, meaning that this field probably dissipated with time in the Moai figures sometime before their magnetic readings were taken.


To read the rest of this story, check out the Mad Scientist Journal: Autumn 2015 collection.


Dr. Erick Loadston is a former marine biologist recently turned systems theorist and cognitive scientist, formerly specializing in the behavioral dynamics of shark groups. His expertise in this field has been noted in several peer-reviewed scientific journals prior to this publication, which is intended for the general public. His book, “Applied Electromagnetic Imaging and Duplication of Nervous Systems,” coauthored with JohnJoe McFadden and Susan Blackmore, is due out later this year.


Adam Wykes is a technical writer at Forte Automation Systems, and fascinated with science in fiction and reality–especially complexity, cosmology, cognition, evolution, or ants. He lives in Rockford, IL, with his wife Emily, his new son Joseph, a dog, and the target host for toxoplasma gondii. In his spare time, Adam games, builds computers, learns Linux, reads, and tries to write a novel. His work also appears in the Von Neumann/Darwin-inspired game Boss Constructor, due for release on Steam soon, and the self-published (and free!) “Witness to the Dawn” on Lulu.


AJ is an illustrator and comic artist with a passion for neon colors and queer culture. Catch them being antisocial on social media @thehauntedboy.


“Apophenia or Apotheosis” is © 2015 Adam Wykes
Art accompanying story is  © 2015 America Jones 

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Mad Scientist Cabaret!

Mad Scientist Cabaret

Dawn and I recently discovered that there is a MAD SCIENTIST CABARET that will be starting close to Halloween. We won’t be able to go, but we encourage anyone who is near Seattle to check it out! We’ve seen at least some of the performers in other shows, and we can only assume it will be great. And it’s a MAD SCIENTIST CABARET. It’s our moral obligation to promote this.

Here’s the description from the show:

A devised work conceived by Evelyn DeHais and Zane Exactly
Directed by Evelyn DeHais with Associate Director Tootsie Spangles

Friday 10/30 @11pm
Saturday 10/31 @11pm (Halloween)
Saturday 11/7 @11pm
Monday 11/9 @7:30pm (Industry Night – PWYC)
Tuesday 11/10 @7:30pm (Industry Night – PWYC)
Friday 11/13 @11pm

Annex Theatre. 1100 E Pike St. Seattle, WA 98122

Tickets: http://tinyurl.com/qa6q2md

Facebook Event: http://www.facebook.com/events/1626583090963859/

Seven nightmarish creatures escape from a laboratory and embark on a madcap adventure into the weird and wonderful world of Mad Science! Bound by their own bizarreness, they toil through titillating torments, physical feats, and extended experiments on each other as they seek to discover the truth to their own monstrosity… and humanity.

Through a special blend of comic mayhem and visual spectacle they take the audience on a jam-packed journey into insanity that walks the line of horror and humor. Clowning, dance, puppetry, and more come together in this playfully audacious piece.

Created by the Ensemble:
Kirsten Deane
Alyza Delpan-Monley
Zane Exactly
Marcus Gorman
Jackie Miedema
Jordan Moeller
Jessica Stepka

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Novichok-452

An essay by Dr Stanley Goodman, as provided by Judith Field
Art by Luke Spooner


When I was sure all the rats were dead, I showed them to Roger.

“Brilliant, Francesca! Brilliant! Takes chemical warfare to a new level. That’s working smarter, not harder.” He grinned. I’m sure he’s got more than thirty two teeth in there.

He poked through the cage of white corpses as though looking for a favourite chocolate. He pulled one rat out by its tail and dangled it like a furry yo–yo.

“What happened with the NATO chemical detector gear?”

“Doesn’t detect the Novichok series. Penetrated the protective kit as well.”

~

“I think I’ve got a winner here,” I said to Fred in the animal house. “I need primate tests next. Novichok-452.”

I pointed at two vials about the size of supermarket spice jars. I tossed one into the air. Fred caught it.

“Six male and two female bonobos? You can have these,” he said. The animals screeched and jumped, shaking the bars of their cage. He made a note of the numbers written on the tags in their ears.

“They’re all 40 kilos, so I’ll start them on 5 ml. Sign here. Should have the results in a week.”

This was the end of a long process of improvement on the Novichok series of nerve agents that the Soviets invented. The name meant newcomer, and twenty-plus years ago they were the most deadly nerve agents around. What I’d produced was even more potent. Perhaps it’d end up named after me, whatever the Russian was for Francesca. I put the second vial in the fridge in my lab and left for home.

I wished I could tell Desmond about it, all that clever chemistry, but even if I wasn’t sworn to secrecy, he wouldn’t have been interested. Not with his wishy-washy, sixth form political ideas about chemical warfare. Like how it was immoral when of course, really, it’d shorten a conflict. That meant it’d save lives and property. But some people won’t see sense. I couldn’t be bothered to argue.

We’d moved to a chocolate-box-pretty village when Desmond took early retirement. It was a half hour trek from the nearest station along a muddy lane, and the buses stopped running at five. The sort of place where newcomers might be spoken to, but only after about 20 years’ residence. Only another 18 to go.

Novichok-452

The sea of white-coated bodies parted to reveal the bonobos sitting in the middle of a table. The two females were holding hands, while the six males were doing a group hug. Roger’s boss, the Head of Department, prodded one of the hand-holders with a ruler. Instead of ripping it out of his grip and attempting to pull his head off, the animals moved farther down the table, out of reach.


To read the rest of this story, check out the Mad Scientist Journal: Autumn 2015 collection.


Dr Stanley Goodman, chemist at the research unit that lies shrouded in secrecy at Grimbledon Down, led the team responsible for the crowd-dispersal agent that replaced water cannon and turned police and rioters alike fluorescent green. This story goes back to the first of Dr Goodman’s research projects, based on development of Soviet nerve agents. At the time, Dr Goodman was known as Francesca and was married to Desmond: whereabouts unknown. When I asked Mrs Felicity Goodman if she could shed any light on that, her reply came in the form of a right hook.


Judith Field lives in London, UK. She is the daughter of writers, and learned how to agonise over fiction submissions at her mother’s (and father’s) knee. She’s a pharmacist working in emergency medicine, a medical writer, editor and indexer. She started writing in 2009. She mainly writes speculative fiction, a welcome antidote from the world she lives in. Her work has appeared in a variety of publications in the USA, UK and Australia. When she’s not working or writing, she studies English, knits, sings and swims, not always at the same time. She blogs at Luna Station Quarterly and www.millil.blogspot.com.


Luke Spooner a.k.a. ‘Carrion House’ currently lives and works in the South of England. Having recently graduated from the University of Portsmouth with a first class degree he is now a full time illustrator for just about any project that piques his interest. Despite regular forays into children’s books and fairy tales his true love lies in anything macabre, melancholy or dark in nature and essence. He believes that the job of putting someone else’s words into a visual form, to accompany and support their text, is a massive responsibility as well as being something he truly treasures. You can visit his web site at www.carrionhouse.com.


This story originally appeared in 4 Star Stories, Winter 2013.

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Jump Juice

An essay by Andrew Fowke PhD, as told to Maureen Bowden
Art by Leigh Legler


My laboratory assistant, Goodison Button, known as Goody, may have been an imbecile, but without him I would never have discovered teleportation fluid: Jump Juice, as it became known.

We were attempting to formulate a shower gel that wouldn’t settle in the water outlet pipe, congeal into drain-blocking slime, and evolve its own ecosystem. Goody had been assigned to me only two days earlier. He was a clumsy boy, all knees and elbows, and he spent more time cooing gibberish to the caged rats, which he called Brad and Angelina, than engaging in the menial tasks I allocated to him. I am, however, a patient man. In order to put him at ease, I made small talk while we were applying a range of chemicals to beakers of the potential wonder-gel. “You’re the first Goodison I’ve encountered. What’s the story behind that?”

“I was conceived in the stands at Goodison Park.”

I’m not a sports fan by any means, preferring cerebral activities. I did, however, recognise the name of the stadium occupied by Everton Football Club. I passed it every day on my way to and from the lab.

“Presumably the activity on the pitch was lacking in entertainment value on the day in question,” I said.

“Yeah. The Blues weren’t scoring but my dad did.”

“And, he, no doubt, approves of your name.”

“Dunno. He disappeared at half time and Mam hasn’t seen him since.”

Feeling it would be politic to change the subject, I handed him the beaker I was holding. “Stick label 241 on that and put it on the shelf next to the others.”

“You got it, Doc. No probs.” He stepped backwards, slipped in a pool of number 37 that he’d spilled earlier and neglected to mop up, and lost his balance. He flung out his arm, seeking support from the specimen shelf, and sent two-hundred-and-forty beakers full of sludge vomiting their contents across the laboratory floor. He lay on his back, holding number 241 aloft. “It’s okay, Doc. I didn’t spill any of this one.”

My patience ran out and slammed the door. I grabbed the beaker from Goody’s hand, held back his head, and poured the liquid down his throat. He disappeared.

Jump Juice

He stepped backwards, slipped in a pool of number 37 that he’d spilled earlier and neglected to mop up, and lost his balance. He flung out his arm, seeking support from the specimen shelf, and sent two-hundred-and-forty beakers full of sludge vomiting their contents across the laboratory floor. He lay on his back, holding number 241 aloft. “It’s okay, Doc. I didn’t spill any of this one.”


To read the rest of this story, check out the Mad Scientist Journal: Autumn 2015 collection.


Andrew Fowke was born in 1955. He attended Everard Avenue Co-ed Grammar School, and later obtained a PhD in biochemistry at Liverpool University. He is employed by Mega-Chem International PLC and is best known for the discovery of the teleportation fluid, commonly referred to as Jump Juice. He is unmarried and lives in a modest bachelor flat above a GP’s surgery close to his old grammar school. His hobbies are chess, the study of pre-Roman Britain, and astronomy. He is a founding member of the Patrick Moore Appreciation Society.


Maureen Bowden is a Liverpudlian, living, with her musician husband, in North Wales, where they try in vain to escape the onslaught of their children and grandchildren. She has had fifty-one poems and short stories accepted for publication and she writes songs, mostly political satire, that her husband has performed in folk clubs throughout England and Wales. She was nominated by Silver Pen publishing for the 2015 Pushcart prize.  She loves her family and friends, Rock ‘n’ Roll, Shakespeare, and cats.


Leigh’s professional title is “illustrator,” but that’s just a nice word for “monster-maker,” in this case. More information about them can be found at http://leighlegler.carbonmade.com/.

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Now available: Autumn 2015!

Ebook CoverIf you would like to read stories before they appear on the site, and you want exclusive content not available on the site, then you want to check out our new quarterly: Mad Scientist Journal: Autumn 2015! It has everything the discerning mad scientist wants in a magazine, including horoscopes, advice, and classified ads! It’s available at online places where books are sold, including Amazon (Kindle, Print), Barnes & Noble (Nook, Print), Powell’s, and Smashwords!

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Mad Scientists to the Dark Tower Went

Hides the Dark TowerAvailable for pre-order is Hides the Dark Tower, a collection of speculative fiction tales revolving around the theme of towers. Among the authors in this collection are MSJ alumni Anatoly Belilovsky and Kelda Crich, plus MSJ co-editor Jeremy Zimmerman. Click here to pre-order this collection!

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Public Announcements

A message from Calvin Madison, Press Secretary, Nagasaki Planetation
Provided by Christopher J. Teuton
Art by Ariel Alian Wilson


With Phase One of our new Residential Improvement Program completed, we at Nagasaki Planetation feel as if it is necessary to remind you, the public, of a few of your local laws that may have changed over the New Year. Since for many of you, ignorance of these laws is only your first offense, no one will be placed in custody this week. However, when the Residential Repairmen come around again in a few days to perform their maintenance and security duties, the laws must be followed to the letter, or they will be forced to take protective action. Please review the following changes and make sure your home is up to code.

  • Coffee is to be imbibed only between the hours of 0600 and 1000. If your coffeepot is not cleaned and ready for the next morning by 1100, you may be fined up to $40 per cup of leftover coffee.
  • Due to hazardous weather conditions, during the winter your thermostat must be set no lower than 75°. Punishable by a year-long probation sentence where you will report for work at Nagasaki Planetation’s Electromagnet Company on a daily basis.
  • Rugs are to be placed on wood or tile floor only. Rugs are not to be placed on carpet. Any rug found on a carpeted section of floor will be set on fire by approved personnel.
  • All socks must be matched according to size, not color. This is a misdemeanor offense, but it will add two strikes (at minimum) to your record. Remember, if you or anyone in your immediate family accumulates seven strikes in a year-long period, your family will be banished to the lunar colony.
  • Each family must provide one (1) free meal to their designated Residential Repairman. The local government is not responsible for any damages that occur due to unfed Repairmen. Police will not be able to respond to any calls that are placed during the biweekly neighborhood sweep, due to the fact that they will be under examination as well. Any acts of retaliation or violence against your Residential Repairmen will be met with legally authorized vaporization. Do not use improper grammar when talking to your Residential Repairman. Do not insult your Residential Repairman’s moustache. Do not forget to feed your Repairman.
  • The area under your bed is to be completely free of debris for the future installation of company-issue trap doors. Anything left under your bed during the next two neighborhood sweeps will be catalogued and placed online for sale on Craigslist. The profits will be distributed back into your local community in the form of large LED billboards advertising Nagasaki Planetation’s latest products.
  • All future organ transplants will only be given to citizens who are also registered organ donors. If you are not willing to give your organs to science on a regular basis, you do not deserve to get someone else’s. Any black market organs found in your body will be removed by your Residential Repairman.
  • Many houses in low-income neighborhoods were found to be in violation of CODE 114-43, Section 5.2, Sub-Section A99, Sub-Sub Section 66. Please review your community handbook and correct this immediately.

Public Announcements

Do not use improper grammar when talking to your Residential Repairman. Do not insult your Residential Repairman’s moustache. Do not forget to feed your Repairman.


To read the rest of this story, check out the Mad Scientist Journal: Summer 2015 collection.


Calvin Madison is the senior Press Secretary for Nagasaki Planetation. For many years it has been his job to inform the general public on situations they might not otherwise be aware of. He is considered trustworthy by a whopping 98% of families in a recent poll conducted by Nagasaki Planetation.


Christopher J. Teuton is an author and entrepreneur currently living in Port Wentworth, GA, in the United States. He has written numerous short stories and journalistic articles which can be found in both print and online publications. His other passions include philosophy, astrophysics, microbiology, dogs, dancing in the rain, and climbing on trees.


Ariel Alian Wilson is a few things: artist, writer, gamer, and role-player. Having dabbled in a few different art mediums, Ariel has been drawing since she was small, having always held a passion for it. She’s always juggling numerous projects. Currently lives in Seattle with her two cats, Zippy and Persephone. You can find doodles, sketches, and more at her blog www.winndycakesart.tumblr.com.

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Special Call for Classifieds

From now until October 23rd, we will be accepting submissions for our fictional classified ads. The idea behind these is that they are classified ads from the world of mad science, which appear exclusively in our quarterlies. For submission details, check out our Submissions page!

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Mad Scientist has Gadget Problems

Temporally Out of OrderMSJ alum Steve Ruskin has a new story available in the anthology Temporally Out of Order from Zombies Need Brains, LLC. Edited by Joshua Palmatier and Patrica Bray, this anthology collects stories about gadgets that are malfunctioning on a temporal level. Ruskin’s tale, “Grand Tour,” joins stories from other luminaries such as Seanan McGuire, Laura Resnick, David Coe, and Laura Anne Gilman. You can find more details on the Zombies Need Brains website or on Amazon!

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An Urgent Appeal to the Physics Community

An essay by Terry Fied, Department of Physics, Manhattan Institute of Theoreticians
Related to this journal by E. B. Fischadler
Art by Dawn Vogel


To the Editor:

Recently, I became aware of a new and disturbing trend: the courts are using physicists to develop new and horrific methods of execution. The following is the first example of this trend I have encountered. Hopefully it is a unique case and the community of scientists can intervene to stop this terrible abuse of science before any other such cases exist.

As you know, I often am sought as an expert witness in highly technical cases. This new trend came to my attention in the form of a “friend of the court” brief which came across my desk. In a recent case, the courts asked the physics community to offer its opinion of a method to cause planetary extinction as punishment for a crime. While it could and should be argued that the deaths of which the defendants are accused occurred through no fault of their own, the court has found them guilty and sentenced them to death. The defendants filed an appeal, asserting that existing methods of planetary extinction constitute cruel and unusual punishment. The court turned to the science community for alternatives, and an artificial supernova of the star around which the defendants’ planet orbits has been proposed as a means of execution.

The brief, a copy of which follows, is an opinion of the pain and suffering associated with this method of execution. The science is not at issue here–this unconscionable abuse of physics is. The science community must resist any such requests in the future. This is an issue of immense import and should be our highest priority.

Please join me in opposing this misuse of science and maintaining the high moral ground on which physics has always stood.

#

Attachment:

Nos 11-137, 13-098, 14-456
In The
Supreme Court of Galaxus

Planet Earth et. al Petitioners
vs
3rd Sector Court of Appeals Respondents

On Writ of Certiorari to the Galaxus Court of Appeals

Brief Amicus Curiae of

Department of Physics
Manhattan Institute of Theoreticians

in support of Respondents

Peri G. Mason
Counsel of Record

Counsel for Amicus Curiae
Manhattan Institute of Theoreticians

Questions Presented

  1. Whether inducing a supernova of the star around which planet Earth orbits in order to execute its inhabitants constitutes a cruel and unusual punishment.
  2. Whether a botched execution is likely, and would the Earth suffer unduly as a result.

Table of Authorities

Cases cited

Planet Earth v Government of Third Arm Galaxus

Planet Mars v Planet Earth

Statutes cited

Gen Laws Galaxus, chap 3 v 4

Miscellaneous

Wells, H. G. War of the Worlds

Note:  While many hold this as fiction, we believe Wells was actually describing a botched attempt by the Martians to carry out the order of this court to execute the Earthlings.

Summary of Argument

As to whether a supernova constitutes cruel and unusual punishment: Recent planetary executions have raised the concern that such executions constitute cruel and unusual punishment as defined under the statute cited. Indeed, the botched execution of Earth as described by Wells could be construed as an example.

The courts have charged the Earthlings with three major crimes.

The first is their taking of planet Earth, which was inhabited by the reptilians referred to as dinosaurs. The dinosaurs peacefully inhabited Earth for several hundred million years until the race which became the Earthlings hurled a large fireball at the planet, resulting in the extinction of the large reptilians.

The second is the near extinction of the Martians around 1880 (note 1) following the botched attempt at executing Earth for the first offense. Planet Earth wrongly assessed the court appointed executioners from Mars as an invasion force [ref Wells] and retaliated with germ warfare (Rhinovirus), wiping out the executioners and causing the near extinction of the Martian race when the virus was carried to Mars by the few survivors.

The third is the attempted taking of the Planet Mars by robots that the Earthlings sent to Mars for this purpose. The Earthlings claimed Mars was unoccupied, yet it is well known that Mars had been left fallow for several millennia in accord with good farming practices.

The court has found Earth guilty of all three offenses and imposed a sentence of summary extinction, with the remaining planet to be awarded to the Martians as reparations.

An Urgent Appeal to the Physics Community

The court turned to the science community for alternatives, and an artificial supernova of the star around which the defendants’ planet orbits has been proposed as a means of execution.


To read the rest of this story, check out the Mad Scientist Journal: Summer 2015 collection.


Terry Fied is a Junior Assistant Lieutenant Deputy Adjunct Professor loosely affiliated with the Department of Physics at the Manhattan Institute of Theoreticians. His background includes certificates from some of the finest psychiatric institutions in the nation. Mr. Fied’s recent works include: Do Alien Abductions Constitute Transport Across State Lines? and Selected Quotes from Chewbacca: Wookie Poet Laureate.


E. B Fischadler has been writing short stories for several years, and has recently begun publishing. When he is not writing, he pursues a career in engineering and serves his community as an EMT. Mr. Fischadler’s technical works have been published in several refereed journals and a book. Fischadler continues to write short stories and is working on a novel about a naval surgeon.


Dawn Vogel has been published as a short fiction author and an editor of both fiction and non-fiction. Although art is not her strongest suit, she’s happy to contribute occasional art to Mad Scientist Journal. By day, she edits reports for and manages an office of historians and archaeologists. In her alleged spare time, she runs a craft business and tries to find time for writing. She lives in Seattle with her awesome husband (and fellow author), Jeremy Zimmerman, and their herd of cats. For more of Dawn’s work visit http://historythatneverwas.com/

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