Strange Science: Prehistoric Crocodile Named after Lemmy Kilmister of Motorhead

A Steneisaurus, similar to the giant prehistoric crocodile recently renamed for Lemmy Kilmister

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Just when you thought science couldn’t get any cooler, paleontologists recently reexamined fossil evidence of a prehistoric giant crocodile and determined that an additional species had been identified in the fossil record. They also decided to give this crocodile an awesome name: Lemmysuchus obtusidens.

The Lemmysuchus portion of the name means “Lemmy’s crocodile,” and the Lemmy referred to is none other than the former front man of legendary metal band Motorhead, Lemmy Kilmister. Lemmy passed away at the end of 2015, and the scientists who gave this newly identified species its name felt that this would be a fitting tribute to him.

You can read more about “Lemmy’s crocodile” here or here. If you have access to academic publications, you can read more in the Zoological Journal of the Linnean Society.

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That Man Behind the Curtain: July 2017

Gothic Literature Panel @ SpoCon 2017

Gothic Literature panel at SpoCon featuring Dawn Vogel with fellow authors Kaye Thornbrugh, Rosemary Jones, and Fallon Jones.

We are winding into the last stretch for getting Utter Fabrication out the door, which means expenses are picking back up. We’ve also been doing some different things with content on the site. How does this all break down numerically? Read on!

The Money Aspect

Amounts in parentheses are losses/expenses.
Hosting: ($17.06)
Stories: ($150.00)
Art: ($687.09)
Advertising: ($94.00)
Processing Fees: ($27.08)
Printing: ($429.45)
Conventions: ($365.00)
Donations: $72.55
Ad Revenue: $0.03
Kickstarter: $6.00
Online Book Sales: $77.59

Total: ($1,613.51)
QTD: ($1,613.51)
YTD: ($2,099.81)
All Time: ($22,120.04)

As usual, I try to list costs for art and stories under the month that the stories run on the site rather than when I pay them. (This does not apply to special content for quarterlies, which does not have a specific month associated with it.) Sales are for sales when they take place, not when they’re actually paid out to me. Online book sales reflect the royalties given after the retailer takes their cut. Physical book sales represent gross income, not counting the cost of the physical book.

I got my months a little mixed up in last month’s post when I said that the final art cost had been paid. June had some of the interior art costs, but July had the rest. Final cover costs will happen in August. The convention cost for July was paying for our table at GeekGirlCon in September.

This month also had a bit more money from the Kickstarter trickle in as one of the previously-rejected pledges corrected things through Backerkit. Sales were also up a bit, especially on Kindle.

I need to look at a different advertising option, or just remove the ads from the site entirely, but I haven’t yet. We’ve seen a strong increase in traffic overall as we’ve added more content the last couple months. But Project Wonderful relies on people bidding. And apparently they aren’t bidding on us. It’s never been a significant revenue generator for us, so I’m not sure if there’s any value in continuing to have advertising on the site at all.

Submissions

We were closed to submissions in July. Our all time acceptance rate remains 38.6%.

Followers

At the end of July, we had:

Facebook: 1,640 (+10)

Twitter: 542 (+7)

Google+: 64 (+1)

Tumblr: 230 (+3)

Mailing List: 76 (+0)

Patreon: 15 (+0)

Traffic

In July, we had 1,216 visits, a slight decrease from previous month. 914 users and 2,210 page views. Our peak day was 120 visits.

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Review of Iron Edda: Sveidsdottir by Tracy Barnett

Cover art for Iron Edda: Sveidsdottir

Iron Edda: Sveidsdottir by Tracy Barnett (2015, Exploding Rogue Studios) was a novel born out of a 2013 Kickstarter campaign. While I love both Norse mythology and steampunk fantasy, this book was not entirely what I hoped it would be. Originally described as a novel taking place over nine vignettes, the structure of the novel changed over time to focus on the main character, Sigrid, a young Norse woman with the spirit of a Valkyrie within her.

The place where Sigrid, her family, friends, and some enemies live is threatened by attacks of dwarves who control metal constructs. A former member of their community returns and shows them that he can control the bones of a long-dead giant, and invites others to learn to do the same. Sigrid leaps at this opportunity, despite the fact that it means leaving behind her family, friends, and brand-new wife.

Iron Edda: Sveidsdottir purports to be a journey of self-discovery for Sigrid, but the plot makes it feel like it’s more about Sigrid being extremely powerful to begin with, particularly when she learns to control the spirit of the Valkyrie that she possesses. When she then combines that with the power that bonding with the bones of a long-dead giant gives her, she becomes even more of a formidable force, but at that point, the book focuses more on her being powerful than her truly learning anything about herself.

This novel follows not only Sigrid, but also three other point-of-view characters. Unfortunately, the chapters based on other characters’ points-of-view are uneven, and don’t really seem to add much to the story. The early chapters featuring Sabina give a good outsider’s perspective on what is happening, allowing the author to explain some of the features of the culture and the world without it feeling too forced. But the other point-of-view characters don’t really lend much to the telling of the story.

The book features loving relationships between women, including Sigrid and her wife, Ren. Sigrid’s sister is a transwoman who also falls in love with a woman. Unfortunately, the former relationship does not go as planned, and the latter relationship is barely touched on. So while the representation is a positive feature, the details are not all that I had hoped for.

Though written at a young adult reading level, the story is more about adults. However, it doesn’t contain explicit sexual content or particularly graphic violence, so it still seems appropriate for YA readers. Beyond my own criticisms, fans of Norse steampunk fantasy will still find things to enjoy in this book.

Iron Edda: Sveidsdottir is available via Amazon, Drive Thru RPG, and the Exploding Rogue Studios website.

 

 

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The Window Cleaner

An essay by Venijamin Trayan, as provided by Kaitlin Moore
Art by Errow Collins


When one wasn’t looking directly at it, the Window was completely invisible.

The fine seam between worlds vanished to an edge sharp enough to draw blood. Tomas the Watchmaker had been tinkering in his workshop when he brushed his hand against the abrasion. He had nearly lost his fingers. Tomas called a Cleaner after that. He called me.

The blood was still fresh when I stepped into the basement. Scarlet peppered the floor and stained the Window, each drop ingrained into the surface like a thumbprint, or a puff of breath fogging cold glass in the winter. The twilight sun streamed across palls of dust and splintered in the Window, throwing a spectrum of color across the room.

When Isaac Newton first broke light through a prism in search of the essence of God, I couldn’t help but wonder if this had been what the physicist was looking for.

I knelt on the floor, felt the grainy stone through the knees of my pants. The air was cold, and I shivered. The last Window I had cleaned had barely spanned the width of my thumb, a keyhole imprinted in the shadows of the world. The Window in the basement of the watch shop was as tall as the ceiling and wider than my wingspan, but no thicker than a sheet of paper. The collimated light shimmered at the edge of my sight, teasing me with magic and mirages that vanished when I tried to trap them with my eyes.

I set my equipment––a picoscope and nonsolitonic adhesive––on the floor and looked through the Window. The borders creased the smoothness of the air, the lines between worlds blurring like oil in rainwater. Across the threshold, I saw the back wall of the basement, tools spilling out of toolboxes, cannibalized gears and pinions scattered across a workbench.

Then I shifted to the side, peered into the Window at an oblique angle. I studied it with a trained eye. The Window became a corridor of infinity mirrors; through every one, there was another room, another table, another set of tools. A world that was, and was not, my own. The iterations reflected back into the Window, in recursion, creating smaller and smaller apertures that appeared to recede into the infinite distance.

Art for "The Window Cleaner"

When Isaac Newton first broke light through a prism in search of the essence of God, I couldn’t help but wonder if this had been what the physicist was looking for.


To read the rest of this story, check out the Mad Scientist Journal: Summer 2017 collection.


Venijamin Trayan has been a Window cleaner for a number of years and is pleased by the positive reception the accounts of his work have so far received. This is his first published story, although he dabbles in writing cookbooks for a hundred different things to do with airplane peanuts. He is not married, has no children, and does not live in New York.


Kaitlin Moore is a student at the University of Pennsylvania studying creative writing and physics and how the two disciplines have anything remotely to do with each other. Her works of short fiction and poetry have appeared in Tinge Magazine, Blue Door Quarterly, Supplement v.1, Stylus, and more. She believes Schrödinger’s cat is still alive and to never trust a person not carrying a pen, a book, or an abacus.


Errow is a comic artist and illustrator with a predilection towards the surreal and the familiar. She pays her time to developing worlds not quite like our own with her artist fiancee and pushing the queer agenda. She probably left a candle burning somewhere. More of her work can be found at errowcollins.wix.com/portfolio.


“The Window Cleaner” is © 2017 Kaitlin Moore
Art accompanying story is © 2017 Errow Collins

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Strange Science: Sugar, Spice, Chemical X…?

We recently bought a bag of xanthan gum. We wanted to try and make gluten free pancakes from scratch, and this was one of the ingredients. Xanthan gum is one of those things that appears on different food ingredient labels, but we had no idea what it was. Things like guar gum and locust gum are plant based. Surely, we thought, xanthan gum must be the same?

Nope.

Xanthan gum gets its name from the bacterium Xanthomonas campestris, the source of “black rot” in leafy vegetables. Using a fermentation process, the bacterium produces a slimy substance that is dried and ground up into powder: xanthan gum.

Xanthan gum is popular in gluten free baking because it helps add floofiness (it’s a technical term) to your gluten free bread products. It’s also used to thicken liquids, like salad dressing or ice cream. Or tooth paste. Or cosmetics. Or drilling mud.

Some might think, “Wait, it’s black rot poop that is used in industrial drilling? How is that good?” You can find a lot of disagreement on the internet, some of it alarmist. We’re not making any promises either way. We only play mad scientists on TV. But what we do know is:

  • The FDA approved it as a food additive in 1968.
  • In 2011, they said premature babies shouldn’t have it.
  • It can make you gassy and have a laxative effect.

Weird and gross stuff goes into processed food. Heck, some unprocessed food is weird and gross when you think about it. (Hello, honey.) You could keep yourself up at night (and maybe write Lovecraft stories) researching castoreum, shellac, gelatin, trona, or any of the 39 ingredients in Twinkies. As the saying goes: you don’t want to know how the sausage is made*.

Meanwhile, those pancakes were delicious and floofy. We’ll happily fart more for floofy bread things. You can find the recipe we used at this web site.

 

 

 

* Unless, of course, your hobby is making homemade sausage. Then it’s just honing your craft.


Hot Cakes” by Randall Chancellor, is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0.

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Review of Starfall by Jessie Kwak

Cover art for Starfall

Starfall by Jessie Kwak (2016) is an exciting action and adventure novella set in a fascinating world of intrigue and organized crime in space. The Durga System, where the book takes place, is a system settled by refugees from Earth, and is home to all sorts of seedy underworld types as well as an overbearing government.

The book features two points of view—Starla Dusai, a deaf fifteen-year-old girl, and Willem Jaantzen, her crime lord godfather. With the scenes flipping back and forth between the two characters, this novella felt a bit like two interwoven short stories. Based on the cover art, I anticipated that the book would be more about Starla, but it’s really Willem who gets the lion’s share of the growth arc in this book, setting aside his vendetta in order to attempt to rescue his goddaughter from the government.

As someone who briefly studied American Sign Language, I really loved what Kwak did with the sign language in the novella. For example, Starla’s modified spacesuit gloves that allowed her to sign messages to her cousin, which came through as text on her cousin’s end, was fantastic—especially when the messages occasionally didn’t come through with 100 percent accuracy. The interactions between Starla and her interpreter while she’s in government custody were also great.

If you’re a fan of the Firefly series, you will likely find yourself right at home in the Durga System. The heroes go through all sorts of tough scrapes and make a lot of sacrifices in order to come through those scrapes. There’s already a second novella in this series available, too, so you won’t be stuck waiting too long for the next one!

Check out Starfall at Amazon.com!

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5 Ways to Prevent Dimensional Pests

An essay by Cindy Tan Mei Quan, as provided by E. R. Zhang
Art by Ariel Alian Wilson


Dimensional Pests, the entities we all love to hate. Who hasn’t had an incident with these little big critters popping up through inter-dimensional portals from time to time? In fact, according to the Interplanetary Scientist Association, there has been a 1802% rise in Dimensional Pests related incidents ever since the ESA started their space-time program! One of the interns in our office was just grabbed the other day when they were trying to do some cloning. Fortunately for us, their cloning was a success, so we don’t need to look for a new intern. However, filling out the paperwork was a nightmare! We had to inform HR that Intern Hacy would replace Intern Hacy because Intern Hacy was taken to another dimension. I still wonder if Intern Hacy’s family noticed anything. We don’t think they will, because Intern Hacy’s really good at cloning themselves.

Anyway, if you’re tired of having beakers grabbed or your experiments ruined, or just exhausted from having your mind ripped apart and put together because you’re unable to comprehend the logistics of inter-dimensional travel, we have some solutions for you!

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Aunty Ching’s Dimension Sealer

Jacinta Loqman at Venus’s Pest Control Headquarters swears by this sealant in a can. VPC has been using this sealant for almost two decades. The formula, jealously guarded by Ching Huai Meng of Ching Industry, is guaranteed to seal up any rifts that occur in your laboratory. We tried it out on the rift in the parking lot earlier, and there really is a reason why it’s one of the better commercial sealants on the market. At only 13.99 credits per 500 mL bottle, it really packs a punch! However, there is the problem of having a giant sealed floating fluorescent purple portal hanging around in the parking lot while it slowly closes. The purple is a bit of an eyesore, but the instructions recommend using a visible sealant for high-traffic areas so that people don’t accidentally hit the sealed portal. You should know that you need to seal the portal before the Pests come through, otherwise you’ll be stuck with Dimensional Pests on your hands anyway! Aunty Ching’s Dimension Sealer comes in six different colours, as well as “Refraction”, which is really just a fancy way of saying it refracts the surroundings so the sealed rift blends in to its environment. Nifty!

Art for "5 Ways to Prevent Dimensional Pests"

A pest repellant sold right next to the Dimension Insulators in Plutomarts everywhere, DP-B-Gone comes in a diffuser form. Simply stick it onto your lab walls and set the timer. The diffuser will release a puff of pungent fumes at different intervals, guaranteed to chase pests away.


To read the rest of this story, check out the Mad Scientist Journal: Summer 2017 collection.


Cindy Tan Mei Quan (M. Sc. Material Science, Terran University of Unconventional Science) is a senior researcher and reviewer at SciComm Intergalatic, the biggest intergalactic scientist network. If you have a product or service that you want reviewed, please don’t hesitate to contact her at cindytanmeiquan@scicommintergalactic.com.


E. R. Zhang is a postgraduate student trying to understand and prevent the impending bananapocalypse. They love the smell of freshly autoclaved agar in the morning and hate when kits get stuck at customs. Talk science to them at irokonijinchou@gmail.com.


Ariel Alian Wilson is a few things: artist, writer, gamer, and role-player. Having dabbled in a few different art mediums, Ariel has been drawing since she was small, having always held a passion for it. She’s always juggling numerous projects. She currently lives in Seattle with her cat, Persephone. You can find doodles, sketches, and more at her blog www.winndycakesart.tumblr.com.


“5 Ways to Prevent Dimensional Pests” is © 2017 E. R. Zhang
Art accompanying story is © 2017 Ariel Alian Wilson.

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Strange Science: Dialects and Physics?

Bubbles in the sunlight

Steve Jurvetson (https://www.flickr.com/photos/44124348109@N01/10525957/) CC-by-2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/)

A mathematician has suggested that the distribution of dialects can be linked to the physics of bubbles.

Sounds weird? There seems to be something to this idea. Just as small bubbles merge into larger ones in the tub, groups of dialect speakers tend to merge with their nearest neighbors, creating larger pockets of a common dialect. The dialects tend to be more influenced by larger cities than smaller towns, similar to the way in which smaller bubbles are drawn to merge with larger ones.

While this may not explain the American phenomenon of soda vs. pop vs. Coke, which seems to have its own peculiar bubble structure, it does go a ways toward suggesting an explanation between why many people from near a city sound like they could be from that city. You can read more about it here!

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You Can Help Make the Eclipse Megamovie!

Do you have plans to view the total solar eclipse that will be crossing the United States on August 21st, 2017? If so, you can participate in making an eclipse megamovie!

The eclipse megamovie is looking for photographs from viewers of the eclipse in the path of totality. They plan to stitch together amateur and professional photographs into a movie that will be useful for scientific study, and also probably really amazing to watch for those of us who aren’t in the path of totality.

If you’re interested, you can learn more at their website!

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Der Heilige Antonius von Padua Klinik von Geisterbefestigung

FAQ by Stefanie Müller, as provided by Steve Toase
Art by Leigh Legler


1. When was the clinic founded?

The clinic was first established in 1892 in the small Bavarian town of Spukendorf. As the practice expanded, the clinic was moved to the larger town of Gespentstadt in 1905. We have been operating in Gespentstadt ever since.

2. How many people does the clinic employ?

We employ forty-two full time staff. At any time, we have an extra ten surgeons from across the globe working on site and learning our methods.

3. How old is ghost limb transplantation as a method?

The principle of ghost limb transplantation was first discovered by our clinic founder Herr Doktor Stichstein in 1874. He postulated that ghosts were formed of matter to allow them to manifest, but that this matter must be very fragile due to their ethereal nature. This would render them liable to serious injury much easier than the living. This, he argued in “Treatise of Limb Damage and re-attachment post Mortis” (1877, Munich), was the main reason behind the presence of aggression within the spirit world. When Herr Doktor Stichstein first established the clinic, he performed ten operations in a year. We now expect to successfully complete twenty in week.

Art for "Der Heilige Antonius von Padua Klinik von Geisterbefestigung"

The principle of ghost limb transplantation was first discovered by our clinic founder Herr Doktor Stichstein in 1874. He postulated that ghosts were formed of matter to allow them to manifest, but that this matter must be very fragile due to their ethereal nature. This would render them liable to serious injury much easier than the living.


To read the rest of this story, check out the Mad Scientist Journal: Summer 2017 collection.


Stefanie Müller is a junior doctor attending Der Heilige Antonius von Padua Klinik von Geisterbefestigung as a surgery resident. Born in Bremen, she saw her first ghost at 12. So far she has not participated in a ghost limb transplant procedure, and has spent most of her first six months updating the Klinik’s web content. She owns a donkey, a dog, a cat, and a hen.


Archaeologist and writer Steve Toase lives in North Yorkshire, England, and Munich, Germany.

His work has appeared in Scheherezade’s Bequest, Not One Of Us, and Cafe Irreal amongst others. In 2014, “Call Out” (first published in Innsmouth Magazine) was reprinted in The Best Horror Of The Year 6. He is also a regular Fortean Times reviewer.

Recently, Steve worked with Becky Cherriman and Imove on Haunt, about Harrogate’s haunting presence in the lives of people experiencing homelessness in the town. http://stevetoase.wordpress.com/


Leigh’s professional title is “illustrator,” but that’s just a nice word for “monster-maker,” in this case. More information about them can be found at http://leighlegler.carbonmade.com/.


“Der Heilige Antonius von Padua Klinik von Geisterbefestigung” is © 2017 Steve Toase
Art accompanying story is © 2017 Leigh Legler

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