In Lieu of the Upper Hand

An essay by Max Jamison, as provided by J. A. Psoras
Art by Luke Spooner


“In art the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire.”

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

I didn’t see it that way, but I was charmed. Fame. Fortune. Lot and lots of women. An assortment–colorful and convenient. Like fruity popsicles. As icy and sticky, too. No matter. Popsicles don’t hang around very long once you get your mouth on one.

Everything was at my fingertips.

That’s actually funny. If you could see me now.

You’d probably recognize my name. If not, you’d know my work. At least one of the film adaptations. Early on, the 3-D cartoons. Later, the “blockbuster interactive experience.”

I assumed a pseudonym so that no one could accuse me of riding my illustrious uncle’s coattails. But I didn’t even admit that much to myself.

My agent said that I had my uncle’s hands. I was such a prick that I found that insulting. Made me resent having to give Derek Meyers fifteen percent of my cut all the more. That Meyers … squealed like a freshman in heat each time he called me with the latest seven-figure deal he negotiated for “the nephew of the great–”

Even now, I won’t admit it.

Meyers was star-struck by me. My talent–that’s what I told myself. They all were. The cookie du jour by my side. My entourage. The eager devoted fans.

Why shouldn’t they have been? I was way more famous and inventive than any forerunner. Regarded. Well, who cares about regard? I found the nobody critics’ trite comparisons nothing more than boring. My uncle never had his name associated with an entire “camp” or “team.”

Don’t get me wrong. Deep-down, I admired my uncle. It was noble of him to try to prepare me for celebrity. The temptations–the distractions. He warned me how fickle it all could be. He warned me about a lot of things. Not excluding the seductive nature of technology. To him it was all about the work, the work, the work. And I knew what he meant–no computerized tools, no philandering. He wore his puritan views like a badge.

When artists stopped creating graphic novels by hand, he was adamant that I learn the old-fashioned way. Penciling, inking, painting. He wasn’t crazy about my over-the-top, “depraved” characters. The nudity. The swearing. He did praise my creativity, my “bold use of color and texture.” Just a didactic ruse-of-an afterthought; he was rendering me a boy with a crayon.

After I mastered the basics, I insisted that I learn it all. So he sent me to MIT–reluctantly–he was a stickler. Citing that “true skill is in the handwork.” Oh, and that “the human condition flows between the fingers and the heart.”

Whatever.

He was stuck in old ways. Limited within the constraints of two-dimensionality. I was an innovator. The first holographic novelist. Nobody else tapped into lenticular technology. The full range of motion, depth, and morphing. My stories fucking moved!

Art for "In Lieu Of The Upper Hand"

“Like I said before, you’ve got to get to work. I tried to make it easy. But you forced me to use my methods.”


To read the rest of this story, check out the Mad Scientist Journal: Winter 2018 collection.


Max Jamison is a world-renowned holographic novelist. His most successful book to date, The Midnight Hunter, was the first holographic novel of its kind. Jamison is credited with innovating the projected 3-D imagery closely associated with holographic novels. He is also credited with introducing additional sensory interactive components to holographic novels. Much of his work has been adapted to cartoon and feature-length films. Semi-retired, Jamison remains single, spending most of his time in Minnesota.


J. A. Psoras is earning a master’s in marriage and family therapy. Her fiction has been featured in Issue 160, Volume 16 of Aphelion. Another short story received an honorable mention in Allegory, Volume 16/43. Her urban fantasy novel, A Dark Corner, is available via Amazon.com. She lives in Philadelphia with her husband, a photojournalist.


Luke Spooner, a.k.a. ‘Carrion House,’ currently lives and works in the South of England. Having recently graduated from the University of Portsmouth with a first class degree, he is now a full time illustrator for just about any project that piques his interest. Despite regular forays into children’s books and fairy tales, his true love lies in anything macabre, melancholy, or dark in nature and essence. He believes that the job of putting someone else’s words into a visual form, to accompany and support their text, is a massive responsibility, as well as being something he truly treasures. You can visit his web site at www.carrionhouse.com.


“In Lieu of the Upper Hand” is Copyright 2017 J. A. Psoras
Art accompanying story is Copyright 2017 Luke Spooner

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Strange Science: Communication between Birds and Humans

Illustration of the honeyguide bird

Public domain (https://archive.org/stream/Nouveaurecueild3Temm#page/n525/mode/2up)

While many people chirp or make other noises at their pet birds or birds in the wild, humans and birds in Mozambique actually communicate with one another through the sounds they make.

The Yao people of Mozambique and the honeyguide birds (Indicator indicator) work together to locate honey and the honeycombs that contain the sweet treat. The birds are experts at finding the hives, but they need the help of the humans to acquire the honeycomb that they want. So for more than 500 years, these birds and humans have communicated in order to maintain their mutualistic relationship. Either a bird finds a human and indicates that it has found a hive, or a human who wants to look for honey will call for a bird as a guide.

Though this relationship has been going on for a significant amount of time, it was documented for the first time in 2016. You can read more about that process and the results here!

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Review of Legacy by Jesikah Sundin

Cover art for LegacyLegacy by Jesikah Sundin (Forest Tales Publishing, 2014) is the first book in the Biodome Chronicles series, and it is an eclectic mix of cyberpunk, quasi-medieval recreation in the form of live-action roleplaying (LARPing), and not-quite apocalyptic fiction, all told as a young adult story. The novel follows the activities of Leaf and Willow Oak (or Oaklee, as she prefers to be called) Watson and Fillion Nichols.

While the two Watson siblings have lived their entire lives within the New Eden Biodome, Fillion Nichols lives in the outside world, far removed from the lifestyle within the biodome–except that the biodome experiment was his father’s creation, and he will one day inherit the company that runs it. After the Watson siblings’ father dies, they are moved to look into his death and stumble across a computer terminal that is outside of their comprehension, as they have lived their lives without technology. But when they turn it on accidentally, they come in contact with Fillion, and from there on out, their stories are intertwined.

The story is told from all three perspectives, and while each character has something of a conclusion to their part of the story arc, there are many larger plot points that aren’t resolved by the end of the book. As part of a trilogy, this makes a good deal of sense, but this felt like the level of cliffhanger that is usually reserved for the second book of a trilogy, rather than the first. The character are all teenagers, and spend a considerable amount of time inside their own heads, coping with their emotions. I found that I much preferred the more dynamic interactions between characters to the soul searching of each of the individual characters.

If you’re interested in a fascinating blend of sci-fi and fantasy, all tinged with young adult themes, Legacy is a great read.

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The Wing Collector

An essay by an anonymous collector, as provided by H. Pueyo
Art by Leigh Legler


The anatomy of their bodies is quite singular–a single head, two normal arms and legs of varying sizes, a common torso of proportionate shape, slightly wider to fit their potent lungs, feet en pointe like a ballerina, with claws instead of nails, and two long, magnificent wings. Each of their kind tends to have certain similar features: peacocks with their low flights and impressive males, nightingales with tedious colors but remarkable singing, the terrestrial variety known as “the chicken,” ravens as black as night, and the large blue macaws.

Only legends mention a creature so rare it is said to be born only once every fifty years, always of genitors of different phenotypes in a solitary egg at the top of the highest tree. They call it the bird-of-paradise, and it sings more beautifully than any living bird, only to die, tragically, disappearing for the following half-century. As a collector, I have been both skeptical and fascinated by the story, as determined to find the truth as I am to find a new subspecies to add to my own, particular compilation.

~

Thirty-seven days, five trebuchets, two thousand men and women, and a large amount of intricate iron nets–that’s what it took to capture him. Birds can be borderline impossible to hunt, considering their location is far beyond the reach of any other intelligent species, so we had to camp for weeks under the dense tropical vegetation. In the past, my species has committed the heinous mistake of logging, which only caused them to grow suspicious and move with a frequency. Now, we wait until they appear flying. The chickens are, in theory, more endangered, but we rarely pay them any attention. They live inside the hollow trunks of large trees, and spy on us from the little holes they make, and use that to warn the birds from up above.

Each habitable tree is so tall one cannot possibly see where they end, and they are believed to be at least 120 meters in average. The trunks are also incredibly thick and spacious, capable of supporting the different constructions those tricky beasts make inside them. Ignorant individuals have tried to climb them countless times, and the few who lived have discovered some valuable information. One–short-distance types like fowls and peacocks live in the lower levels, and are able to fly inside the trees as well, with the help of wooden branches. Two–this is how they communicate with soaring and gliding birds. Three–although there is no way to enter the trees from the outside, only from above, at certain heights you can find external terraces on which to rest. And four, and most important–the trees are clogged with enormous hives of deadly wasps and bees.

So we wait in the middle of the fetid mangrove, fight mosquitoes, and take turns in bird watching. We eat from palms and small animals, drink sweetwater, and observe from day to night below the crown shyness, the unbearable humidity, and the shades of emerald, turquoise, and aquamarine.

“Anything?” I ask that same afternoon, preparing one of the nets. The chickens decided to welcome us with a gift: hanging from branches, about 20 pair of horns bump softly against each other with the breeze. The horns of my people, from hunters like me. Dark and light, twisted, short, medium and long, protuberant and smooth, made of the special keratin quartz and ivory growing from our skulls. I point to the horns, carved with the specific symbols of the birds like wooden work. “How lovely.”

Art for "The Wing Collector"

Albeit a humble wing collector, I do enjoy the pleasures of music, and I’d rather hear their songs before pinning their disembodied wings to my walls. “Sing for me.”


To read the rest of this story, check out the Mad Scientist Journal: Winter 2018 collection.


Little is known about the life of this anonymous collector. While his work as an ornithologist is recognized worldwide, and his collection of wings, feathers, and illustrations of alários of the most varied subspecies have been donated to museums after his death, he left very few clues about his personal affairs. For more information, see the book Musings of a Wing Collector: The Anonymous Ornithologist’s Incomplete Journals, published postmortem earlier this year.


H. Pueyo is an Argentine-Brazilian writer and translator. Her work can be read in venues such as Strange Horizons, Clarkesworld and The Dark Magazine, among others.


Leigh’s professional title is “illustrator,” but that’s just a nice word for “monster-maker,” in this case. More information about them can be found at http://leighlegler.carbonmade.com/.


“The Wing Collector” is Copyright 2017 H. Pueyo
Art accompanying story is Copyright 2017 Leigh Legler

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Strange Science: Cloned Monkeys

Using the same technology that allowed for the cloning of Dolly the sheep in 1996, Chinese scientists have now created identical long-tailed macaques named Hua Hua and Zhong Zhong. While monkeys have been cloned previously using a split embryo, this is the first time that a reconstructed unfertilized egg has been used to create a monkey. Or a pair of monkeys, in this case.

This new development has many ethical and legal issues, as these monkeys are the first cloned primate, which suggests that human cloning may not be all that far off. In the meantime, though, check out this article and revel in the cuteness of baby monkey!

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Our Current Kickstarter

Battling in All Her FineryHave you checked out our Kickstarter for Battling in All Her Finery yet? We’re a week into the Kickstarter, and already 55 percent funded!

If you haven’t seen it yet, here’s the link. And if you have seen it, please share the link far and wide!

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A Question of Somatics

An essay by Professor Matthew Bibby, as provided by Maureen Bowden
Art  by Errow Collins


Wavertree Parke was a perfect woman, and I intended to clone her. My position as head of the Biology faculty at Riverside University enabled me to hone my technique to a standard far above that of my rivals in the field. I’d cloned chickens and chimps, beagles and bulls, hamsters and horses, all under a cloak of secrecy. I was staying ahead of the game, and the next specimen would be human.

My life-long friend and confidant, Dr Erin Rafferty, who was a consultant at the major city hospital, disapproved of my choice. We discussed the matter one Sunday afternoon in our favourite café, The Crumbling Cookie. “You’re an idiot, Matt. Why the hell do you want to clone a B-list celebrity with the IQ of a radish, and with nothing to recommend her but large breasts and a talent for advertising shampoo?”

Erin was an intelligent, well-educated woman, but she had an annoying tendency to refuse to think outside the box. “You underestimate Miss Parke,” I said. “Her superb bodily proportions endow her with outstanding physical beauty.”

“Oh, whoopee-do. What about her brain?”

“It’s clear that her schoolteachers, whoever they were, failed to do their job, but she possesses a charming naïve wit.”

“Why don’t you admit you’re obsessed with the woman?” She paused, while the waitress scowled at me, placed our coffee and cakes on the table and flounced back to the kitchen.

“She heard you,” I said. “That’s my reputation down the toilet.”

“Don’t blame me for telling the truth. I’ve seen the box set of I’m A Celebrity. Get Me Off This Snake Infested Desert Island that you hid under your sofa. You wouldn’t touch that ooze of pus with heavy-duty surgical gloves if wittering Wavertree wasn’t in it. Right?”

“I merely undertook thorough observation to ensure that she’s a suitable host. Now, will you help me to get her somatic cells, or not?”

Art for "A Question of Somatics"

We met for coffee next day at the Crumbling Cookie. “You once called me an idiot,” I said, “and you were right.”


To read the rest of this story, check out the Mad Scientist Journal: Winter 2018 collection.


Professor Matthew Bibby is a genetics specialist. After abandoning his research into cloning techniques, he designed an incubator for premature babies. Its innovations saved many infants’ lives and led to him being awarded an MBE, after which, he and his partner, Doctor Erin Rafferty, formed a close friendship with Their Royal Highnesses the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Professor Bibby was recently invited onto the television reality show, I’m a Celebrity. Get Me Off this Snake Infested Island. He declined the invitation. He and Doctor Rafferty have two children: Erina, and Matthew Junior.


Maureen Bowden is a Liverpudlian living with her musician husband in North Wales. She has had eighty-nine stories and poems accepted for publication by paying markets. Silver Pen publishers nominated one of her stories for the 2015 international Pushcart Prize. She also writes song lyrics, mostly comic political satire, set to traditional melodies. Her husband has performed these in Folk clubs throughout England and Wales. She loves her family and friends, Rock ‘n’ Roll, Shakespeare, and cats.


Errow is a comic artist and illustrator with a predilection towards the surreal and the familiar. She pays her time to developing worlds not quite like our own with her artist fiancee and pushing the queer agenda. She probably left a candle burning somewhere. More of her work can be found at errowcollins.wix.com/portfolio.


“A Question of Somatics” is © 2017 Maureen Bowden
Art accompanying story is © 2017 Errow Collins

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Strange Science: Resurrection via Stem Cells?

A research team in Pennsylvania hopes to experiment with injecting stem cells into the spinal column of brain-dead individuals to see if it will restore them to functionality.

The stem cells aren’t the only method that will be used–“an injected protein blend, electrical nerve stimulation, and laser therapy directed at the brain” are other aspects of the proposed trial.

There are, of course, legal ramifications to this experiment that will need to be sorted out before the methodology that this team is developing will be able to be implemented. But the thought of resurrecting a brain-dead individual is still pretty awesome.

As long as we don’t get zombies.

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Awesome Finds: Mae Among the Stars

Cover art for Mae Among the StarsOur Kickstarter for Battling in All Her Finery launches tomorrow, but if you’re looking for something to read about a woman leader today, check out Mae Among the Stars by Roda Ahmed, illustrated by Stasia Burrington.

Inspired by the story of Mae Jemison, the first African American woman in space.

When Little Mae was a child, she dreamed of dancing in space. She imagined herself surrounded by billions of stars floating gliding and discovering.

Follow Mae as she learns that if you can dream it and you work hard for it, anything is possible.

It’s a picture book for 4-8 year olds, but even if you’re an older reader, it’s a delightful story with lovely illustrations.

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There Will Be No Encore

An essay by Tony Russo, as provided by Darren Ridgley
Art by Justine McGreevy


Never thought I’d say it, but one day I’d like to come out to an empty room. But tonight ain’t the night. Tonight it’s a full house. Standing room only. Every single one of ’em here to see me, Tony Russo, in the flesh. Just not alive.

Three tours in and the buzz hasn’t faded, they still buy tickets months in advance, they line up around the block all day, wanting to get a good seat. Close enough to get a real good eyeful, not close enough to catch my scent. My arms hang limp at my sides while I wait for Neal, my “manager,” to bid me to step out into the spotlight. My legs have been commanded just enough to hold me up, but they buckle inward at the knees, my rotten ankles leaving my feet crunched up underneath my shins, half-sideways.

C’mon, Neal. Let’s just get it over with. I can’t move my eyes–though both are pretty cloudy anyhow–but I think he can sense I want to be staring him down. A warm-up guy comes out and gives me a grand introduction. Neal waves his thick little fingers, and off I go, top hat and tails and a jawbone held on by a thread. The speech is penned by Neal, and my mouth moves along with his backstage whispering.

“Thanks folks, it’s me, Tony Russo, bringing the American Songbook to life–make that unlife–” A titter from the crowd. “In the most spectacular jazz show in the history of the world. Come one, come all, come watch a reanimated corpse sing Moon River to ya for twice the cost of a Hamilton ticket–”

I don’t know what Hamilton even is. Neal’s never told me. Folks today sure seem to like it, though, and it sounds expensive.

“I don’t see a dime, of course–fifty years in the grave and show business hasn’t changed a whole lot, if you ask me.”

Bigger laugh this time. Never figured out why, but people who spend a lot of money to see you always think it’s a gas when you admit a lot of it doesn’t go to you. Maybe Neal will surprise me with a slightly nicer coffin, once this is all over and done with. Or maybe he plans to keep me at this until I literally turn to dust, in which case, maybe a jeweled urn. I won’t hold my breath.

The pleasantries dealt with, I start right in at Neal’s beckoning. Neal determines the set list, and he commands me what to sing. Songs are all in the ol’ noggin, of course–or, given my lack of a brain pan, maybe my soul–so I don’t need to know ahead of time. The skittish band starts to play, and off I go. We’re starting with Alright, Okay, You Win, and I think of the time sweet, kind Peggy Lee gave me a ride back to my hotel after my manager refused to give me a lift. Hate to do this to one of Peggy’s tunes, but I have no choice. The man says what to sing, and I sing it as well as a dead man can.

Art for "There Will Be No Encore"

I finish the first song and am sort of pleased to realize it kind of came out okay. Neal has tried lining my dried-out throat with every viscous substance he can think of to try to improve my sound. Don’t know what he used this time, but it got me through a song.


To read the rest of this story, check out the Mad Scientist Journal: Winter 2018 collection.


Tony Russo is a professional vocalist who has toured the continental United States seven times–four while alive, three while undead. He released four studio albums during his brief career as a living performer, all of which received tepid reviews. He was murdered in 1964 and passed into obscurity until his re-animation at the hands of a die-hard fan in the late 2010s. He has resumed touring, against his will, though a part of him still wants to knock ’em dead.


Darren Ridgley is a journalist and speculative fiction writer residing in Winnipeg, Manitoba. His work has previously appeared in the Fitting In: Historical Accounts of Paranormal Subcultures anthology published by Mad Scientist Journal, as well as magazines including Polar Borealis, Fantasia Divinity, and Empyreome.


Justine McGreevy is a slowly recovering perfectionist, writer, and artist. She creates realities to make our own seem slightly less terrifying. Her work can be viewed at http://www.behance.net/Fickle_Muse and you can follow her on Twitter @Fickle_Muse.


“There Will Be No Encore” is © 2017 Darren Ridgley
Art accompanying story is © 2017 Justine McGreevy

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