That Man Behind the Curtain: March 2018

A black kitten with a 6-sided die.

Our kitten, Stormageddon. He’s six months old and has a gambling problem.

In March, we recovered from our Kickstarter and began accepting submissions for the anthology. Funds cleared for the Kickstarter, but submissions ended up being slow in arriving, and we opted to extend our due date an additional month. Let’s take a look at how it all worked out last month.

The Money Aspect

Amounts in parentheses are losses/expenses.
Web Resources: (-$137.56)
Stories: (-$55.00)
Art: (-$300.00)
Advertising: (-$153.65)
Processing Fees: (-$513.10)
Printing: (-$326.33)
Donations: $68.71
Kickstarter: $6,219.00
Online Book Sales: $42.82

Total: $4,844.89
QTD: $1,707.25
YTD: (-$387.20)
All Time: (-$24,125.13)

As usual, I try to list costs for art and stories under the month that the stories run on the site rather than when I pay them. (This does not apply to special content for quarterlies, which does not have a specific month associated with it.) Sales are for sales when they take place, not when they’re actually paid out to me. Online book sales reflect the royalties given after the retailer takes their cut. Physical book sales represent gross income, not counting the cost of the physical book. Donations include Patreon as well as other money sent to us outside of standard sales.

Kickstarter funds cleared this month, which makes our revenue look good for a month or so. Of the $6,025 we raised, we lost $686 from having credit cards declined. From that amount, Kickstarter and Stripe took their cut of $470.35. Backerkit took 2% based on the funds raised (which I’ve included under website costs). Backerkit allows backers to both re-attempt payment if they were declined earlier. It also allows them to purchase add-ons if they didn’t include them in their pledge amount earlier. So we recouped $880 there.

Printing costs for last month were mainly for fulfilling add-ons of past anthologies.

We did a lot better job of letting Kickstarter backers know about our Patreon, which resulted in meeting two of our goals on there.

Submissions

We were open to submissions through March, but had to extend our deadline to the end of April due to a low volume submissions. Our total will be calculated in a future month.

Our all time acceptance rate is remains 37.9%.

Followers

Below is the social media following we had at the end of March.

Patreon: 29 (+9)

Facebook: 1,819 (+3)

Twitter: 592 (+14)

Tumblr: 298 (+4)

Mailing List: 112 (+4)

Google+: 63 (+0)

Instagram: 91 (+22)

Traffic

Last three months:

March 2018: 2,527 visits, 1,840 users, 3,616 page views, peak day of 217.
February 2018: 1,250 visits, 984 users, 2,134 page views, peak day of 70.
January 2018: 1,650 visits, 1,251 users, 2,534 page views, peak day of 73.
December 2017: 1,441 visits, 1,077 users, 2,419 page views, peak day of 84.

Last three Marches:

March 2017: 3,344 visits, 2,137 users, 5,279 pages views, peak day of 355 visits.
March 2016: 1,713 visits, 1,128 users, 2,603 page views, peak day of 96 visits.
March 2015: 2,205 visits, 1,427 users, 3,409 page views, peak day of 95 visits.

Traffic was spiked last month, likely due to our call for submissions. It’s a common trend for us. The main surprise I had was our lack of submissions last month despite high traffic. But then last year had even higher numbers than this year, so that could be a contributing factor. We may have just not gotten the word out well enough in the right places.

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Review of Long Hidden

Cover art for Long HiddenLong Hidden (Crossed Genres Publications, 2014), edited by Rose Fox and Daniel José Older, is a collection of 27 short speculative stories of people who have been marginalized by history. Within its pages, you’ll find stories of many different races, religions, sexual orientations, gender identities, and more.

As a historian, I loved to see the different ways that the authors played with pieces of history, some of which were familiar to me and others which were not. “Medu,” by Lisa Bolekaja, told the story of African-American cow herders taking their cows to a market town, but realizing that they will need to find a place to escape pursuers who are hunting them down for past deeds. When they name the town where they will be heading to find safety, it was a town in Kansas that I’m familiar with, which was settled by former slaves and their descendants. On the other hand, “Each Part without Mercy,” by Meg Jayanth, featured a Tamil character with the power to visit dreams. While it was very easy for me to comprehend this story, it featured characters from an ethnic group and a place that I knew very little about prior to reading the story.

Other stand-out stories for me were “Marigolds” by L. S. Johnson and “The Heart and the Feather” by Christina Lynch, both of which were set against a backdrop of European history, the former during the days leading to the French Revolution, and the latter in an Austrian castle some time earlier. There were also several stories dealing with the aftermath of American slavery in a variety of ways; my favorites here were “Collected Likenesses” by Jamie Hatley, “Nine” by Kima Jones, and “Find Me Unafraid” by Shanaé Brown. I was also charmed by Nicolette Barischoff’s “A Wedding in Hungry Days,” telling the story of a marriage between a Chinese ghost and a living boy.

With 27 stories to choose from, it’s hard to pick a favorite. While there were some stories that I didn’t love, I found the collection to be a good one overall, and many of the stories mentioned here, along with others that I didn’t mention specifically, will stick with me for some time.

If you enjoy alternate histories, stories of marginalized peoples, and speculative fiction, or any of these three things, you’re likely to enjoy Long Hidden. The book is out of print, and there doesn’t seem to be a way to get it in ebook currently, but if you’re able to get a copy, it’s well worth the read!

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Firing Igor

An essay by Reuben Archuleta, as told to Lucinda Gunnin
Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye


“I had to fire Igor today,” I said, casually, as though asking my wife Tessa to pass the mashed potatoes or the salt. She saw through my nonchalance.

“Do you have a new one in mind?” she asked, even though she knew the answer. Her tone was mild, but I could sense the underlying tension. In these modern days, there was a distinct lack of available Igors. The last time I advertised for one, a grand total of three applied. I had just fired the last of them.

I shook my head. “No, I’ll have to start advertising again and slow the work down until we find one.”

“Well I’m not shopping for the lab in the meantime. You’ll have to get to the market to fetch your own body parts and laser components. And I’ll expect your help with the rats.”

“But Tessa–”

“Don’t ‘But Tessa’ me, Reuben Archuleta. You didn’t even consult me before letting him go. He was my Igor too you know. How can I work on my mind control if there’s no one to feed the rats? What did he do anyway?”

“He was eating your rats.” I waited for Tessa realize it was her plan for world domination that had been interrupted before I continued. “I managed to save three of them, but he ate all the pink ones.”

Tessa’s eyes grew wide and tears started to form. “He ate all my test subjects? That’s three years of research destroyed. What am I going to do?”

Art for "Firing Igor"

“He was eating your rats.” I waited for Tessa realize it was her plan for world domination that had been interrupted before I continued. “I managed to save three of them, but he ate all the pink ones.”


To read the rest of this story, check out the Mad Scientist Journal: Spring 2018 collection.


Dr. Reuben Archuleta is a well-known mad scientist with a penchant for building flesh golems and building lasers to attach to the foreheads of his various creations. He lairs near Taos, N.M., with his better half and better scientist, Dr. Tessa Archuleta. Tessa Archuleta has perfected her mind control serum since this writing and is in search of Human Test Subject #3. She prefers blondes.


Lucinda Gunnin is a short story author and commercial property manager in the western Philly suburbs, a few miles past the end of the Main Line. Her collection of horror short stories Seasons of Horror is available online, and her story “Righteous Anger” was included in Fitting In: Historical Accounts of Paranormal Subcultures. Gunnin also reviews board games at geekinitiative.com, loves sushi, and thinks the world revolves around her cat.


Scarlett O’Hairdye is a burlesque performer, producer and artist. To learn more, visit her site at www.scarlettohairdye.com.


“Firing Igor” is Copyright 2018 Lucinda Gunnin
Art accompanying story is Copyright 2018 Scarlett O’Hairdye

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Strange Science: Superbugs and Surfers

Surfer at the Cayucos Pier, California

“Mike” Michael L. Baird (https://flickr.com/photos/72825507@N00/343298668) CC-by-2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/)

Scientist studying bacteria that are resistant to antibiotics have focused their attention on new test subjects–the digestive tract and rectums of surfers.

Because antibiotic-resistant bacteria are often found in ocean water (a result of wastewater being discharged into large natural bodies of water), and because surfers swallow a large amount of ocean water, their digestive tract is a prime location for studying the effects of “superbugs” on humans.

While the study referenced in the Huffington Post in 2015 is specific to the waters surrounding the British Isles, the goal of the study was to see if surfers’ gut bacteria contains more superbugs than the average non-surfer. If so, the scientist believed they can make a strong argument for greater controls on what sorts of water are discharged into the ocean.

A follow-up article in 2018 indicates that the scientists’ hypothesis was correct.

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Battling in All Her Finery Submissions

Battling in All Her FineryIf you’re thinking about sending in a story for the Battling in All Her Finery anthology, this is a friendly reminder that you have until 11:59 p.m. Pacific time on April 30, 2018, to get your story in. That’s 19 days from now!

For more information and the submissions portal link, look here!

And if that doesn’t answer your burning questions, just ask!

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In Defense of a Water-Bound Adventure, My Dearest Fran

A letter from Dr. Stephen Mackle, as provided by Carrie Cuinn
Art by Leigh Legler


January 2, 1934

My Dearest Fran,

Though previous events have both established the validity of my research and garnered me long-due acclaim, for personal reasons I have declined an opportunity to replace my lab assistants (may they rest in peace) and instead made arrangements to investigate alone a mystery much less human in appearance than the last. On the shores of Lake Cayuga, sponsored by faculty members from the nearby University, I took possession of a modest home and had scarcely begun to unpack before the local people set upon me with a great number of baked goods and all manner of questions about the beast. I had not set eyes upon it yet myself, but throughout the neighborhood, word had spread that I was a man of great scientific knowledge, and so I attempted to answer their queries as best I could around a mouthful or two of pie.

The apples they grow here are a wonder, Fran. I must have some boxed up and sent to you by rail.

As to why I traveled all this way … Within the pages of the town’s newspaper, The Journal, has been recorded, for almost one hundred years, the annual appearance of an enormous sea-serpent! This fearsome creature has long kept both seasoned fishermen and otherwise-curious scholars away from the lake’s shore during the early months of the year; the newspaper staff have refused assignments which might require them to venture too close and put their lives at risk. (I am enclosing a copy of a story printed nigh on forty years ago, and never refuted, which was sent to me by post most anonymously, and is the impetus for my journey.)

This article, which spans several column inches, details a then sixty-nine-year history of the animal’s redivivus, and charmingly affixes to it the moniker “old greeny.” The sea-serpent is reported to avoid the summer sun, waiting instead for “the cold north winds to blow their chilly selves across the placid lake and ruffle its composure.” Because of its size and unusual countenance, the timid locals refrain from even driving along the shore road during this season, unless accompanied by reputable companions who can swear to the events they later recall.

Art for "In Defense of a Water-Bound Adventure, My Dearest Fran"

Within those words rests a mighty claim: that the beast has mated with another like itself, and now two sea-serpents, each 15 feet long and glistening green, frolic along Cayuga’s winter shore.


To read the rest of this story, check out the Mad Scientist Journal: Spring 2018 collection.


Dr. Stephen Mackle holds a Doctor of Science degree in Aquatic Biology from Cleveland College, and a Doctor of Agronomy degree from the Yerevan Veterinary Zootechnical Institute. He briefly taught at Huron Street Hospital College before leaving to pursue other research opportunities. He considers the study of aquatic cryptids to be his life’s work.


Carrie Cuinn is a writer, editor, historian, and geek. In her spare time, she researches local history, enjoys music and art house cinema, cooks everything, reads voraciously, and tries to find time for sleep. Find her online at @CarrieCuinn or at http://carriecuinn.com.


Leigh’s professional title is “illustrator,” but that’s just a nice word for “monster-maker,” in this case. More information about them can be found at http://leighlegler.carbonmade.com/.


“In Defense of a Water-Bound Adventure, My Dearest Fran” is © 2018 Carrie Cuinn
Art accompanying story is © 2018 Leigh Legler

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Strange Science: Northern Lights Called Steve

Sometimes, the story behind how a scientific phenomenon is named can be fascinating and strange.

In the case of a new type of Northern lights, or aurora borealis, a Canadian photographer who is part of a group who chases and photographs auroras in Alberta, Canada, the lights were named as a joke. In the movie Over the Hedge, a squirrel suggests naming an unknown hedge “Steve,” and the other animals agree. So when the photographer saw this previously unrecorded phenomenon, he suggested naming it Steve. And it stuck.

In order to make it a bit more scientific, scientists have decided to use Steve as the acronym for this type of aurora, with the full name being Strong Thermal Emission Velocity Enhancement. There’s still a lot to be learned about these Northern lights called Steve, and the scientists will be working with the photographers to use a spectrograph attached to a digital camera the next time Steve appears. Then they’ll be able to analyze the phenomenon more thoroughly.

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How Science Fiction Can Save Us All

Clock face

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Guest Post by Eve Taft

I firmly believe that humans need science fiction. I think it inspires us, in a both a broad and narrow sense—Star Trek led not only to kids who dreamed of being astronauts but also, quite simply, to tablets like Geordi LaForge’s. Scifi forces us to imagine what could be, what mustn’t be, and what might save the world, if only it would be.

And science fiction tells us something about ourselves. If we look through the scifi canon next to a historical timeline, it can tell us something about what the future looked like to readers and writers of any given time—which can tell us a lot about where their heads were.

Take, for instance, the science fiction of the mid-1900s. It was sleek and optimistic. The Enterprise explored the galaxy and (mostly) followed the prime directive. The future meant exploring, creating, and becoming better humans. War, hunger, inequality—all these struggles were declared to be things of the past.

The scifi I grew up with was different. My generation (the dreaded millennials) didn’t care about Walt Disney’s Tomorrowland. Instead, we devoured The Hunger Games, The Maze Runner, and The Walking Dead. We were so jaded about the end of the world that we joked about 2012, made memes about the rapture (and the subsequent postponement of it—Harold Camping seems to turn up every few years, reminding us that the end is nigh).

We devoured apocalypse stories. Even kids’ movies painted the future as a devolution of the earth and humankind—look at Wall-E. It was pretty clear that no matter how great new tech was, someone (probably the US government) would use it to subjugate others. At the very least, our muscles would atrophy in front of huge TVs.

We were contemplating the zombie apocalypse while we chewed over evidence for climate change that was becoming incontrovertible, watched our nation tumble into debt, and kept hearing about how the bees were dying. We grew up in front of big screen TVs that blared the end of the world 24/7. We didn’t want fiction about an optimistic future—we were pretty sure we wouldn’t get one. Hell, we weren’t sure we’d get a future at all.

The aught years and the early twenty-teens weren’t the first time speculative fiction (which, I’d argue, is a larger genre that contains scifi) has been pessimistic. We’ve seen that before with 1984 and the like. But those are the years I know, the years I spent devouring any book about AI that I could.

In the last decade, though, something changed. Scifi of the present is cautiously optimistic. See Ramez Naam’s Nexus trilogy. Is there war and terrorism, misuse of the nexus technology that allows brain-to-brain contact? Absolutely. We lose a few of our heroes along the way, and we’re forced to confront several ethical dilemmas. But Naam, in the end, gives us hope—monks meditating with Nexus-linked brains, children learning at breakneck pace, a world that can we so much brighter if we don’t allow those who would use technology to subjugate to win.

And the masterpiece that was Mad Max: Fury Road showed us that even post-apocalypse, even in a beautifully sunny dystopia where these seems to be no hope left, there will always be those of us who rise and rebel.

The science fiction of today feels more realistic than The Matrix and less shiny and unreal than Tomorrowland. It tells us that whatever we create can and will be used for evil. But, it tells us, that evil can be beat. For every NSA, there will be an Edward Snowden. And the Snowdens of the world can win.

Part of this, I think, is because science fiction had become aware of itself as a genre. Post-modernism has made damn near everything meta, anyway. But when science fiction is aware of itself, it knows that it’s teaching us how to handle advances in tech and changes to the definition of big concepts like life and humanity. And instead of simply warning us, it’s telling us that we have choices—to stay stuck in the past, to use our inventions for evil, or to move forward as best we can without hurting each other.

In short, current scifi does something that I’ve never seen before—it doesn’t treat the apocalypse as a foregone conclusion. It tells us that we get to pick between Tomorrowland and the Matrix.

Science fiction has stopped being a passive commentary or a dire warning. Now, it’s trying to shape the future by showing us that we always have a choice.

Does this self-awareness mean something about us? Does it mean that humans have matured, that we’re getting closer to seeing ourselves and our trials, failures, and moments of success from the outside?

I don’t know. Maybe it’s arrogant to assume anything of the kind. But I know this: scifi gives me hope.

Science fiction continues to lead us into the future. Whether it promises zombie apocalypses or glittering cities on Mars, it is our North Star, the beacon we follow into the murk of what is to come.

For now, it seems to be leading resolutely into a future that won’t be free of strife, of misuse of breath-taking inventions, of suffering—but a future that can be brilliant, even if we have to fight tooth and nail for it.


Eve Taft is a writer who lives in Minneapolis, Minnesota. She is currently carrying on a love affair with James Joyce and writing fantasy novels. Find her at: http://www.facebook.com/EveTaft/.

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Crackpot: An Advance in Mellow Weapons

An essay by Win Chester [1]
Brought to our attention by E. B. Fischadler
Art by Ariel Alian Wilson


Recently, the U.S. Army responded to environmentalist concerns about pollution from toxic components of practice ordinance by issuing a request for biodegradable ammunition.  They are seeking non-toxic replacements for gunpowder and warhead components. More amazing is the proposal to also include seeds in the ammunition.[2] Not only would these seeds result in fields of flowers where once stood stark target ranges, but these flowers would eat the toxic chemicals, converting them to something a bit more pleasant.[3] They further state:

This effort will make use of seeds to grow environmentally friendly plants that remove soil contaminants and consume the biodegradable components developed under this project. Animals should be able to consume the plants without any ill effects.

This may be the best argument ever against going vegetarian.

Art for "Crackpot An Advance in Mellow Weapons"

Imagine how much more fun getting shot with a paintball could be if, instead of a red splotch on your uniform, the dude who just shot you leaves you surrounded by a mist of mellowness.

Notes

[1] Win Chester is the founder and CEO[11] of Crackshot Industries.  His role models include Cheech and Chong and, after hearing a popular tune from Easy Rider, Humphrey Bogart.[12]

[2] http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/01/world/biodegradable-bullets-us-army/. I wish I had made this up–I’m not that twisted.

[3] Somehow, I doubt these flowers will smell like a rose.

[4] The patent office said “Don’t call us, we’ll call you.”


To read the rest of this story, check out the Mad Scientist Journal: Spring 2018 collection.


E. B. Fischadler has been writing short stories for several years, and has recently begun publishing. His stories have appeared in Mad Scientist Journal, Bewildering Stories, eFiction, Voluted Tales, Beyond Imagination Literary Magazine, and Beyond Science Fiction. In addition to fiction, Fischadler has published over 30 papers in refereed scientific journals, as well as a chapter of a textbook on satellite engineering. When he is not writing, he pursues a career in engineering and serves his community as an EMT. Fischadler continues to write short stories and is working on a novel about a naval surgeon. You can learn more about Fischadler and access his other publications at: http://ebfischadler.wordpress.com/


Ariel Alian Wilson is a few things: artist, writer, gamer, and role-player. Having dabbled in a few different art mediums, Ariel has been drawing since she was small, having always held a passion for it. She’s always juggling numerous projects. She currently lives in Seattle with her cat, Persephone. You can find doodles, sketches, and more at her blog www.winndycakesart.tumblr.com.


“Crackpot: An Advance in Mellow Weapons” is © 2018 E. B. Fischadler
Art accompanying story is © 2018 Ariel Alian Wilson

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Strange Science: Reactions to Extraterrestrial Life

Knots in a tree that resemble an alien's head

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How would humanity react if extraterrestrials landed on Earth tomorrow? According to psychologists at Arizona State University, we’d likely react well!

Through examinations of human reactions to what could be fossilized Martian microbes, the possibility of an artificially constructed astral body, and inhabitable exoplanets in nearby star systems, the psychologists involved with the study found more positive than negative reactions among those asked to comment on the topics, and even in the news coverage of these discoveries.

In addition, they asked participants in another study to read articles either about the discovery of extraterrestrial life or the creation of life in a lab, and found that subjects were generally more excited by the former.

You can read more about the psychologists’ presentation at the recent meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS), or if you prefer to get more information on their study, you can read one of the articles they’ve written on the subject.

 

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