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The Story of Jesse’s Heart Trouble
As told by Tommy to Marla L. Anderson Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye The trouble with Jesse all started when his girlfriend went and had a change of heart. Wouldn’t have been no big deal if Jesse hadn’t decided to keep … Continue reading
Recalibrating Archaeological Time Scales
An essay by T. Rashman and O. L. Geezer, as provided by E. B. Fischadler Art by Luke Spooner It has come to our attention that there is considerable debate regarding the age of the earth. Having heard this, we … Continue reading
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Tagged Archaeology, E. B. Fischadler, Essay, Humor, Luke Spooner, O. L. Geezer, T. Rashman
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Notes on the Genetics and a Hypothesis on the Hybridization Life Cycle of Homo sapiens and Homo aquatium
Research by: Dr. Herbert K. Bloch, Chief Physician, Shikellamy Asylum, Dellville, PA Transcribed and submitted by: Fred S. Lubnow, Ph.D. Illustration by: Steve Maschuck This short paper provides the results of hopefully the first in a series of investigations into … Continue reading
Corpse Interred in Mozart’s Tomb Might Not Be Mozart, Authorities Say
An essay by Dr. Mafilia Malavoz, as provided by Diana Parparita Art by Justine McGreevy When cloning the dead by using bone matter became a reality–a process known as “creating a monozygous twin”–many thought of bringing the illustrious dead back … Continue reading
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Tagged Cloning, Diana Parparita, Humor, Justine McGreevy, Mafilia Malavoz
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The Problem with Protégés
An essay by Dr. Andre Jomes, as provided by Rob Oxley Art by Dawn Vogel Caution when Advancing Interns: A Personal Account Dr. Andre Jomes, MSBS, Director of BCRR, Berry & Serg Adrian9 Inner Cylinder Housing, Apt. 43-F Staff and … Continue reading
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Tagged Andre Jomes, Dawn Vogel, Genetic Engineering, Humor, Rob Oxley
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The Nothing in the Wall
An essay by Felix Glerke, as provided by Christopher Lynch Art by Luke Spooner Three things run in my family: genius, instability, and unmanageable hair. The ratio of each of these to each other varies, but all three are always … Continue reading
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Tagged Christopher Lynch, Felix Glerke, Horror, Luke Spooner, Physics
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Sand
Diary entries by Dr. Algernon P. Lewis, as provided by Samantha Lienhard Art by Katie Nyborg May 17: It doesn’t feel right to go on vacation. I mean, a day off here or there is fine, but nothing longer. But if … Continue reading
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Tagged Archaeology, Dr. Algernon P. Lewis, Horror, Katie Nyborg, Samantha Lienhard
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Self-Help for Super Villains
An essay by Bill Masterson, as provided by Christopher Holmes Nixon Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye “Deep within man dwell those slumbering powers, powers that would astonish him, that he never dreamed of possessing, forces that would revolutionize his life if aroused … Continue reading
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Tagged Bill Masterson, Christopher Holmes Nixon, Essay, Humor, Scarlett O'Hairdye, Supervillains
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Please Wait
An essay by Clifford Hahn, as provided by Robert Dawson Art by Katie Nyborg I could tell the dame was trouble as soon as she slithered into my office. A real Sherlock Holmes type might have deduced this by scientific … Continue reading
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Tagged Clifford Hahn, Computer Science, Humor, Katie Nyborg, Robert Dawson
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Sworn Statement
Report by Herbert W. Wackerman, Ph.D., as provided by Julie Bloss Kelsey Art by Dawn Vogel [The following transcript is an excerpt of an audio recording of Herbert W. Wackerman, Ph.D., recorded on the night of the incident.] My name … Continue reading
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Tagged Audio Recording, Cryptozoology, Dawn Vogel, Herbert W. Wackerman, Humor, Julie Bloss Kelsey
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