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God Lives in My Computer
An essay by Dr. Radical N. Klein, as provided by Peter J. Carter Art by Leigh Legler Most people are goddamned pains in the ass. They’re constantly acting with defective intelligence, when not otherwise acting downright criminally apathetic. As if to prove … Continue reading
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Tagged Computer Science, Leigh Legler, Peter J. Carter, Radical N. Klein, Theology
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That Man Behind the Curtain: October 2013
A very quick report, as I am hip deep in NaNoWriMo and a bit behind. Because of this yearly quest to compose a novel, we are also a bit behind on our slush. We assure those who have submitted that … Continue reading
In The Absence of Emotion
Editorial: Investigations of Neural Imagining and Surgical Removal of Emotional Cortexes Edward P. Muinn1, David G. Bolls,1 Felicity I. Killian1,2 and Diana Rohlman3 1Department of Neurology and Neurosurgery, 2Department of Radiology, 3Groom Lake Publishing Services, Groom Lake, Nevada, United States … Continue reading
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Tagged Dawn Vogel, Diana Rohlman, Essay, Felicity I. Killian, Neurology
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Damned Souls and Statistics
An essay by Allison Merton, as provided by Robert Dawson Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye “But Pascal expected a reward of infinite value. Do you?” His eyes, shadowy as a charcoal drawing, fixed me. His face was bleak and gray, his … Continue reading
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Tagged Allison Merton, Mathematics, Modern Fantasy, Robert Dawson, Scarlett O'Hairdye, Statistics
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On the Methods of Preserving and Dissecting Icthyo Sapiens
An essay by Dr. Stephen Mackle, as provided by Carrie Cuinn Art by Leigh Legler Lab Notes, April 23, 1931. The subject has four limbs, but while its skin appears crocodilian, the limbs are not fixed under the body. Instead they … Continue reading
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Tagged Carrie Cuinn, Cryptozoology, Essay, Leigh Legler, Stephen Mackle
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The Nature of Sin
An essay by Dr. Mark Mathis, as provided by Jeffrey Wooten Art by Luke Spooner On the first plane I sat by a young lady that could have passed for the granddaughter I never had. She was excited; it was her … Continue reading
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Tagged Epidemiology, Genetic Engineering, Jeffrey Wooten, Luke Spooner, Mark Mathis
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The Beginning Botanist’s Guide to Lair Defense
An essay by Lady Jelique D’Avern, as provided by John A. McColley Art by Dawn Vogel The below information represents years of research into the field of cryptobotany, including active experimentation and cultivation. I present an offering to fellow scientists … Continue reading
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Tagged Cryptobotany, Dawn Vogel, Essay, Fantasy, Jelique D'Avern, John A. McColley
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That Man Behind the Curtain: September 2013
It’s that dark time of the month when we lay bare our digits. The Money Aspect Amounts in parentheses are losses/expenses. Hosting: ($17.06) Stories: ($325.00) Art: ($250.00) Advertising: ($51.02) Paypal Fees: ($15.20) Donations: $0.00 Ad Revenue: $0.46 Book Sales: $14.29 … Continue reading
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Tagged Behind the Scenes, Scarlett O'Hairdye
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Monsters Behind the Scenes
An essay by Melinda Myers, as provided by Kate Elizabeth Art by Justine McGreevy We humans are bombarded on a daily basis from telemarketers, door-to-door sales men, infomercials, advertisements … the list goes on. Tempting us to spend more money, change our … Continue reading
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Tagged Cryptozoology, Fantasy, Justine McGreevy, Kate Elizabeth, Melinda Myers, Parazoology
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On Dosing the Water Supply with a High Powered Mind Control Mutagen
An essay by Dr. Zora Next, as delivered to the Press by Brandon Miller Art by Luke Spooner Dear My Concerned Public: I want to take this opportunity to clear up the misconceptions about the events of April 20, 2013, … Continue reading