Author Archives: Mad Scientist Journal

Excerpts from the Diary of Theodore Miro, Competitor on CryptoChefs Season 2

An account by Theodore Miro, as provided by Zach Bartlett Art by Leigh Legler May 6th I understand that TV audiences want to see a little more showmanship than I’m used to providing on the line back at Lilette, but this … Continue reading

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A Chef’s Microbiology

Reviewed by Phil A. Minyawn Brought to our attention by E. B. Fischadler Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye If you’re reading this over lunch, or even a snack, put it away until you’re done eating. For that matter, don’t read A … Continue reading

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Don’t Miss Today’s Webinar on ExitZ, the World’s Only Zombie Employee Offboarding Software Solution

A webinar by Margot Sanchez, as provided by Jessie Kwak Art by Luke Spooner Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the webinar. My name is Margot, and I’m the chief training officer for GreenLeaf HR Solutions. Today I’m just going to … Continue reading

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That Man Behind the Curtain: November 2017

November was relatively quiet, with most of our effort going towards getting Winter 2018 out the door. Probably the biggest excitement, which bled over to December, were exceptional problems getting our proof copy of the quarterly. Pro-tip: make sure your … Continue reading

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Hello! Please Read Me

An essay by Me, as provided by Kate B. Brokaw Art by Luke Spooner Oh good, you’re here. Now listen up, here’s a story I want you to remember: I used to be a human. But that was a long … Continue reading

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Killing Stone

An essay by Upton Stone, as provided by John A. McColley Art by Errow Collins Dr. Elias Stone was a brilliant man, no one will argue. He gave us gene therapy cures for Meiriss Syndrome, Ecks-Nuab Disorder, and Klecks. He perfected the … Continue reading

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Machine to Describe a Moth

An essay by Dr. Phillip R. Bates, as provided by J. Lee Strickland Art by Leigh Legler I found the street, although my anxiety about the city would often turn the simplest directions into a trial. It was lined with attached single … Continue reading

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The Origin of Stenches: Goblin Smell in Mating Selection

An essay by Edmund Teile, as provided by Isaac Teile Art by Luke Spooner Abstract: In previously documented interviews with sixty elf warriors, the most commonly identified features of their goblin enemies were, in reverse order, (4) skin color, (3) … Continue reading

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That Man Behind the Curtain: October 2017

October featured a few new things: We sold books at GeekGirl Con for the first time. We also did a different sort of promotion than we normally do. The Money Aspect Amounts in parentheses are losses/expenses. Hosting: (-$17.06) Stories: (-$75.00) … Continue reading

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Sheila Get Your Gun

An essay by Mrs Sheila Merrill, as provided by Maureen Bowden Art by America Jones It was New Year’s Day. The doorbell rang; I wrapped a towel around my wet hair and opened the door to Louise, my great-granddaughter. “Hello, … Continue reading

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