• Posts Tagged ‘Scarlett O’Hairdye’

    Joanna, and How I know That You Murdered Her and Don’t Say That it Wasn’t You Because We Both Know That it Was

    by  • March 21, 2016 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Joanna, and How I know That You Murdered Her and Don't Say That it Wasn't You Because We Both Know That it Was

    An essay by an unnamed narrator, as provided by Edward Palumbo Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye The person who donated her eyes to my Joanna will not miss them. She died a long while back from an overdose of acetaminophen, as complicated by her being struck by a train. I found little of Rebecca Simpkins,...

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    Apocalypse Babe

    by  • November 30, 2015 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Apocalypse Babe

    An essay by Eloise Dustmote, as provided by Marlee Jane Ward Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye When you live just a few clicks off the contamination zone, it ain’t a simple thing to meet babes. I mean, I’m not fussy or nothing, but I do have my standards. I like a higher teeth-to-bare-gum ratio and...

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    Francine’s Baby

    by  • September 7, 2015 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Francine's Baby

    An essay by Ivan Gorr, as provided by Diana Parparita Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye My name is Ivan Gorr, and I’ve been, perhaps, the key contributor to Project Eve, though, as my lack of an academic background might suggest, I was not one of the researchers working on the project. I was employed by...

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    As You Know

    by  • June 15, 2015 • Administrative • 0 Comments

    As You Know

    An essay by Bob, as provided by Dr. K. Kitts Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye Larry invited me up to his cabin to fish and drink margaritas. I knew it was smack dab in the middle of nowhere, but the GPS quit working at the two-lane blacktop, and my cell service failed once I hit...

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    Daddy Who

    by  • May 4, 2015 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Daddy Who

    An essay by Anna Beth Wilson, as provided by L. L. Phelps Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye It all happened like this. Last year, during my first semester at college, my roommate, Val, had this boyfriend who was all into Doctor Who. You know, that time traveling alien dude with the blue box? Yeah, played by that...

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    The Arkham K-12 Science Fair

    by  • March 2, 2015 • Fiction • 3 Comments

    The Arkham K-12 Science Fair

    Transcript of a recording by Clifford Winter III, Ph.D., as provided by Jeannie Warner Art by Scarlet O’Hairdye 12 April 1921. Where’s the switch, turn on the switch … ah! There we go. Yes, it’s recording now. Okay! Tilly, please go ahead and transcribe these spools for my visit. For the record, this is...

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    Self-Help for Super Villains

    by  • December 1, 2014 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Self-Help for Super-Villains

    An essay by Bill Masterson, as provided by Christopher Holmes Nixon Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye “Deep within man dwell those slumbering powers, powers that would astonish him, that he never dreamed of possessing, forces that would revolutionize his life if aroused and put into action.” –Orison Swett Martin Hello. My name is Bill Masterson. I...

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    The Front Line

    by  • July 28, 2014 • Fiction • 1 Comment

    An essay by General Penelope Hartman, as provided by Sylvia Spruck Wrigley Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye First of all, I want you to forget every single word that they told you at the recruiting office. No, just stop, I don’t need to hear it. It’s all lies. Stand right up here with me and...

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    One scientist’s struggle against federal cloning regulations: A case study

    by  • May 26, 2014 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Dr. Jasmine A. Connell1,2 and Dr. Diana Rohlman3 1Department of Nephrology, Groom Lake Laboratories; 2Center for Ethical Cloning, Groom Lake Medical Center; 3Groom Lake Publishing Services, Groom Lake, Nevada, United States of America Corresponding author: Jasmine A. Connell, connellj@groomlakelab.edu Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye Jasmine A. Connell received her Bachelors of Science degree in 1975...

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