• Posts Tagged ‘Scarlett O’Hairdye’

    Self-Help for Super Villains

    by  • December 1, 2014 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Self-Help for Super-Villains

    An essay by Bill Masterson, as provided by Christopher Holmes Nixon Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye “Deep within man dwell those slumbering powers, powers that would astonish him, that he never dreamed of possessing, forces that would revolutionize his life if aroused and put into action.” –Orison Swett Martin Hello. My name is Bill Masterson. I...

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    The Front Line

    by  • July 28, 2014 • Fiction • 1 Comment

    An essay by General Penelope Hartman, as provided by Sylvia Spruck Wrigley Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye First of all, I want you to forget every single word that they told you at the recruiting office. No, just stop, I don’t need to hear it. It’s all lies. Stand right up here with me and...

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    One scientist’s struggle against federal cloning regulations: A case study

    by  • May 26, 2014 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Dr. Jasmine A. Connell1,2 and Dr. Diana Rohlman3 1Department of Nephrology, Groom Lake Laboratories; 2Center for Ethical Cloning, Groom Lake Medical Center; 3Groom Lake Publishing Services, Groom Lake, Nevada, United States of America Corresponding author: Jasmine A. Connell, connellj@groomlakelab.edu Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye Jasmine A. Connell received her Bachelors of Science degree in 1975...

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    The Cure

    by  • March 3, 2014 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    An essay by James Mosley, as provided by James M. Hines Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye “Halleluiah!” the charlatan shouted as he smacked me on the forehead, knocking me to the floor. The crowd erupted in applause when my backside hit the stage, and I was quickly lifted to my feet and led away to...

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    Little Gods

    by  • January 6, 2014 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    An essay by Nathan Orbos, as provided by Mathew Allan Garcia Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye ONE Let’s talk, shall we? You and I. I want to clear the air. There are things that’ve been on my mind for a few millennia. You’re old enough to know the truth. You’re ready to accept it. Who am I?...

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    Shooting Stars and Schadenfreude

    by  • December 23, 2013 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    An account by Doctor Maximilian von Borcke, as provided by Sean Patrick Hazlett Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye A disconcerting feeling of revulsion overwhelmed me when I touched the strange object, a metallic container the size of a cigar box. Inscribed on it was writing reminiscent of Sumerian cuneiform. The solitary eye engraved on the...

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    Damned Souls and Statistics

    by  • November 11, 2013 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    An essay by Allison Merton, as provided by Robert Dawson Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye “But Pascal expected a reward of infinite value. Do you?” His eyes, shadowy as a charcoal drawing, fixed me. His face was bleak and gray, his voice was flat and emotionless, and his dark suit looked as if it had...

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