• Posts Tagged ‘Scarlett O’Hairdye’

    Demote the Earth

    by  • October 24, 2016 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Art for "Demote the Earth"

    A Letter to the International Astronomical Union by Professor E. Meritus, brought to our attention by E. B. Fischadler Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye Sirs- It has come to my attention that the IAU has been inconsistent and unfair in its treatment of Pluto. As is well known, Pluto has recently been demoted from the...

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    Love Bites

    by  • August 15, 2016 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Love Bites

    From the Correspondence of M. A. Johnson, as provided by James A. Conan Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye To: Teresa Khellerman Editor-in-Chief Frontiers Journal of Xenobiology Lincoln City New Plymouth Teresa, I’m writing in regards to your issue of last month, which contained my colleague’s article concerning his recent expedition to the marsh planet, Xanthus....

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    Joanna, and How I know That You Murdered Her and Don’t Say That it Wasn’t You Because We Both Know That it Was

    by  • March 21, 2016 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Joanna, and How I know That You Murdered Her and Don't Say That it Wasn't You Because We Both Know That it Was

    An essay by an unnamed narrator, as provided by Edward Palumbo Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye The person who donated her eyes to my Joanna will not miss them. She died a long while back from an overdose of acetaminophen, as complicated by her being struck by a train. I found little of Rebecca Simpkins,...

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    Apocalypse Babe

    by  • November 30, 2015 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Apocalypse Babe

    An essay by Eloise Dustmote, as provided by Marlee Jane Ward Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye When you live just a few clicks off the contamination zone, it ain’t a simple thing to meet babes. I mean, I’m not fussy or nothing, but I do have my standards. I like a higher teeth-to-bare-gum ratio and...

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    Francine’s Baby

    by  • September 7, 2015 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Francine's Baby

    An essay by Ivan Gorr, as provided by Diana Parparita Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye My name is Ivan Gorr, and I’ve been, perhaps, the key contributor to Project Eve, though, as my lack of an academic background might suggest, I was not one of the researchers working on the project. I was employed by...

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    As You Know

    by  • June 15, 2015 • Administrative • 0 Comments

    As You Know

    An essay by Bob, as provided by Dr. K. Kitts Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye Larry invited me up to his cabin to fish and drink margaritas. I knew it was smack dab in the middle of nowhere, but the GPS quit working at the two-lane blacktop, and my cell service failed once I hit...

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    Daddy Who

    by  • May 4, 2015 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Daddy Who

    An essay by Anna Beth Wilson, as provided by L. L. Phelps Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye It all happened like this. Last year, during my first semester at college, my roommate, Val, had this boyfriend who was all into Doctor Who. You know, that time traveling alien dude with the blue box? Yeah, played by that...

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    The Arkham K-12 Science Fair

    by  • March 2, 2015 • Fiction • 3 Comments

    The Arkham K-12 Science Fair

    Transcript of a recording by Clifford Winter III, Ph.D., as provided by Jeannie Warner Art by Scarlet O’Hairdye 12 April 1921. Where’s the switch, turn on the switch … ah! There we go. Yes, it’s recording now. Okay! Tilly, please go ahead and transcribe these spools for my visit. For the record, this is...

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