• Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

    Jump Juice

    by  • October 5, 2015 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Jump Juice

    An essay by Andrew Fowke PhD, as told to Maureen Bowden Art by Shannon Legler My laboratory assistant, Goodison Button, known as Goody, may have been an imbecile, but without him I would never have discovered teleportation fluid: Jump Juice, as it became known. We were attempting to formulate a shower gel that wouldn’t settle...

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    Public Announcements

    by  • September 28, 2015 • Fiction • 1 Comment

    Public Announcements

    A message from Calvin Madison, Press Secretary, Nagasaki Planetation Provided by Christopher J. Teuton Art by Ariel Alian Wilson With Phase One of our new Residential Improvement Program completed, we at Nagasaki Planetation feel as if it is necessary to remind you, the public, of a few of your local laws that may have changed over the New Year. Since...

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    News of Death

    by  • September 14, 2015 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    News of Death

    An essay by Edgar, as provided by Nick Nafpliotis Art by Luke Spooner I am eternal. For millions of years, my kind has roamed this earth in both the light of day and the black of night. Through countless wars, droughts, and famine, we continue to flourish and thrive, secretly holding dominion over all that...

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    The Amazing Doctor Clifford

    by  • August 24, 2015 • Fiction • 1 Comment

    The Amazing Doctor Clifford

    An essay by Colonel Green, client, as provided by E. M. Eastick Art by Justine McGreevy The Chetworth Village Market murmured with Saturday morning shoppers zipping their coats to the chill in the air, chatting with neighbors, and browsing the swirly mauves and greens of flowery folk art posing as tea cups and saucers. Without...

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    As You Know

    by  • June 15, 2015 • Administrative • 0 Comments

    As You Know

    An essay by Bob, as provided by Dr. K. Kitts Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye Larry invited me up to his cabin to fish and drink margaritas. I knew it was smack dab in the middle of nowhere, but the GPS quit working at the two-lane blacktop, and my cell service failed once I hit...

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    Weaselbearer v. del Toro

    by  • May 25, 2015 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Weaselbearer v. del Toro

    An essay by Judge Salvadore Ironfist, as provided by K. G. Jewell Art by Shannon Legler BE IT REMEMBERED on July 23, 2013, the Court held a hearing in the above-styled cause, and the parties appeared with counsel. Background In January 2010, Malcolm Weaselbearer was hired by Xavier del Toro, Dark Sorcerer 9th Level, as...

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    Time Zones

    by  • May 11, 2015 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Time Zones

    An essay by Gary MacDonald, as provided by Robert Dawson Art by Dawn Vogel Teenagers are pretty wonderful people. They are hard-working, tidy, enthusiastic, well-dressed, well-groomed, and polite. Everybody else’s teenagers, anyway. Every parent wonders how they got the ones who sleep until noon in bedrooms out of Thrift Store by Tornado, sulk silently until...

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    Lasagna with Legs

    by  • April 20, 2015 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Lasagna with Legs

    An essay by John Baker, as provided by Rich Knight Art by Justine McGreevy “I’ve created a monster!” … is what I wish I could say. But I can’t. Not with this sad, pathetic mess writhing on my kitchen table. The best I could say is, “I’ve created a mess,” and even that was being generous....

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    The Arkham K-12 Science Fair

    by  • March 2, 2015 • Fiction • 3 Comments

    The Arkham K-12 Science Fair

    Transcript of a recording by Clifford Winter III, Ph.D., as provided by Jeannie Warner Art by Scarlet O’Hairdye 12 April 1921. Where’s the switch, turn on the switch … ah! There we go. Yes, it’s recording now. Okay! Tilly, please go ahead and transcribe these spools for my visit. For the record, this is...

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