• Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

    Supernatural Zoological Fluids and Their Applications

    by  • January 23, 2017 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Art for "Supernatural Zoological Fluids and Their Applications"

    An essay by Professors Tabitha and Helga Krantz, Department of Supernatural Zoology, University of Morbach, Germany Provided by Andy Brown Art by Luke Spooner The purpose of this project was to explore the potential uses of naturally produced supernatural zoological fluids. It was partly financed by the Supernatural Animal Protection Society (SAPS) as part...

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    Chlorophytum Comosum Vlog

    by  • April 11, 2016 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Chlorophytum Comosum Vlog

    A transcript by Evangeline Zoya, as provided by Kathy Steinemann Art by Ariel Alian Wilson Day 1: This is Dr. Bruce S. Iktomi, commencing my video journal for Experiment 148-K. This morning I fertilized a Chlorophytum comosum with the first application of my innovative nutrient solution. If my calculations are correct, and I’m sure they...

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    Traditional Fairy Dust: A Recipe

    by  • February 8, 2016 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Traditional Fairy Dust: A Recipe

    A recipe by Franklin A. Evenson, M.D., as provided by Dusty Wallace Art by Ariel Alian Wilson Ingredients 10 South woods fairies, fresh and intact 1 teaspoon of lemon juice 1 clove of garlic, finely chopped 1 teaspoon olive oil 1 tablespoon baking soda Utensils 1 small cookpot mortar and pestle First, a note on the fairies:...

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    The End of the Beginning

    by  • January 4, 2016 • Fiction • 4 Comments

    The End of the Beginning

    An essay by Professor D’arby Swanson, as provided by Sean Kavanagh Art by Amanda Jones I stood in line at the patent office, my device, my little miracle, bundled up in its box in front of me. It didn’t look like much, but I had burned my way through three grants, a marriage, and several friendships...

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    Try to Dismember Doctor September

    by  • November 9, 2015 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Try to Dismember Doctor September

    An essay by Minister Sinister, as provided by Daniel Coble Art by Justine McGreevy Helen thinks that the schoolbus thing was the first sign that Doctor September was turning “good,” but I disagree. I mean, it was a bus full of little children, for Christ’s sake. If it had been me, I probably would have...

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