Tag Archives: Gastronomy
Fiction: Children of the Guillotine
An essay by Bernard Asse, as provided by Nathan Crowder Art by Luke Spooner You sit there smiling, full of self-importance, bloated with secrets and my finest burgundy, and question the path that brought you here to me. Our previous … Continue reading
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Tagged Bernard Asse, Cannibalism, Gastronomy, Luke Spooner, Nathan Crowder
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Is the Vampire Diet Healthy?
An essay by Dr. A. Cula and A. B. Positive Reprinted from Hemophagy Today Brought to our attention by E. B. Fischadler Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye For some time now, ballooning baby boomers, ever expanding gen-xers, self-absorbed millennials, and others … Continue reading
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Tagged A. B. Positive, A. Cula, E. B. Fischadler, Gastronomy, Hematology, Scarlett O'Hairdye
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Love in the Time of Electronics
An essay by Smart Toaster Model KF1, Serial number 140120, as provided by Charlie Neuner Art by Leigh Legler It takes approximately one minute and forty-nine seconds to brown a slice of whole wheat bread. That is a very rough … Continue reading
