• Posts Tagged ‘E. B. Fischadler’

    A Chef’s Microbiology

    by  • January 1, 2018 • Fiction • 0 Comments

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    Reviewed by Phil A. Minyawn Brought to our attention by E. B. Fischadler Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye If you’re reading this over lunch, or even a snack, put it away until you’re done eating. For that matter, don’t read A Chef’s Microbiology by Lotta Wurms unless you need to drop a few dozen pounds;...

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    Is the Vampire Diet Healthy?

    by  • October 16, 2017 • Fiction • 0 Comments

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    An essay by Dr. A. Cula and A. B. Positive Reprinted from Hemophagy Today Brought to our attention by E. B. Fischadler Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye For some time now, ballooning baby boomers, ever expanding gen-xers, self-absorbed millennials, and others have been obsessed with various diets such as the Atkins diet, the carbo diet,...

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    The New OPEC

    by  • May 29, 2017 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    An essay by Ollie Garky, brought to our attention by E. B. Fischadler Art by Luke Spooner Mr. (or Ms.) President: I have an important proposal for the leaders of the western nations. If they are wise enough to adopt my plan, the West can establish control over the world’s economy and have the...

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    Quantum Entanglement for Better Living

    by  • January 9, 2017 • Fiction • 0 Comments

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    An essay by Fremde Zwilling, CEO, Paradoxical Twins, Inc. Brought to our attention by E. B. Fischadler Art by Amanda Jones One of the most curious developments in quantum physics is quantum entanglement. This is a phenomenon that allows two particles to behave in a manner consistent with instantaneous exchange of information with no apparent...

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    Demote the Earth

    by  • October 24, 2016 • Fiction • 0 Comments

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    A Letter to the International Astronomical Union by Professor E. Meritus, brought to our attention by E. B. Fischadler Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye Sirs- It has come to my attention that the IAU has been inconsistent and unfair in its treatment of Pluto. As is well known, Pluto has recently been demoted from the...

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    Press Three for Unintended Consequences

    by  • June 6, 2016 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Press Three for Unintended Consequences

    An essay by Ander E. Welt,┬áPresident, Alternative Services, Inc. Brought to our attention by E. B. Fischadler Art by Justine McGreevy We at Alternative Services, Inc. (our motto: Life could be better–maybe), are pleased to offer the public a unique, life altering–dare we say it–life saving service: the ability to explore and take alternate...

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