• Posts Tagged ‘Cryptozoology’

    Supernatural Zoological Fluids and Their Applications

    by  • January 23, 2017 • Fiction • 0 Comments

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    An essay by Professors Tabitha and Helga Krantz, Department of Supernatural Zoology, University of Morbach, Germany Provided by Andy Brown Art by Luke Spooner The purpose of this project was to explore the potential uses of naturally produced supernatural zoological fluids. It was partly financed by the Supernatural Animal Protection Society (SAPS) as part...

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    The State of Mad Science, 2016

    by  • December 26, 2016 • Fiction • 0 Comments

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    A speech by Professor T.D. McClure, MPhD, President of the Mad Scientists of America, presented by Laura Roberts Art by Amanda Jones Dr. Evil, Mr. Vice President, Members of the International Scientific Community, my enemies, my co-conspirators, my fellow Mad Scientists: The State of Mad Science in 2016 is a precarious one, despite our...

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    Traditional Fairy Dust: A Recipe

    by  • February 8, 2016 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Traditional Fairy Dust: A Recipe

    A recipe by Franklin A. Evenson, M.D., as provided by Dusty Wallace Art by Ariel Alian Wilson Ingredients 10 South woods fairies, fresh and intact 1 teaspoon of lemon juice 1 clove of garlic, finely chopped 1 teaspoon olive oil 1 tablespoon baking soda Utensils 1 small cookpot mortar and pestle First, a note on the fairies:...

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    Containment of the Last Queen

    by  • December 7, 2015 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    Containment of the Last Queen

    Selective Notes of Hooper Jon’th’n Lee, Ph.D., as collected and retold by Alby Darling Art by Shannon Legler I remember the first night like it was my last, the rain drenching us so thoroughly as you’d think you were made of the water. The moon was full and it was doomed to be the...

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    A Taste of Empty

    by  • February 9, 2015 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    A Taste of Empty

    An essay by Jonah Greenwich, as provided by Dorian Graves Art by Shannon Legler I was at my wit’s end when the bird was brought in. Before its arrival was a stalemate. The rain had not stopped outside, leaving trails in windows that hadn’t been cleaned in months. On a chair to my left, a...

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    Harnessing Hotters

    by  • October 13, 2014 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    A speech by Professor Wilbur Wilkinson-Grauss, as provided by George Nikolopoulos Art by Shannon Legler Mr. President, ladies and gentlemen, I sincerely wish to thank you for inviting me to speak here at the Royal Geographical Society. I am going to speak to you about Hotters, the astounding minuscule creatures that provide us with...

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    Vestes Uncus, a New Species Found in Several Closets With Some Observations on Mating Habits, Sexual Reproduction and a Call to Action

    by  • September 29, 2014 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    An essay by R. W. Thorsley,  as edited and provided by M. Kelly Peach [Editor’s Note: The following is the first and only draft for a planned article for the American Journal of Biology, written in apparent haste as opposed to his typically methodical, scientifically rigorous style, by Richard Walter Thorsley (B.S. Biology, Lake...

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    Audio Recording 5024

    by  • May 12, 2014 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    An essay by Dr. Todd Forest, as provided by Christine Layton. Salvaged from Seaforming Expedition (Program Terminated). Art by Shannon Legler “Do you think they ever travel?” I watched the mattress of the bunk above dip and shift as Donald rolled over onto his side. His round and florid face appeared over the edge...

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    Its Terrible White Horn

    by  • April 14, 2014 • Fiction • 0 Comments

    An essay by Dr. Vadim Orlov, as provided by Ian Rose Art by Justine McGreevy I did it. It was me. We have all paid the price for my hubris and that of the fools who joined me. This is my confession. I released the unicorn into our world. We discovered its remains in...

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