• Shooting Stars and Schadenfreude

    by  • December 23, 2013 • 0 Comments

    An account by Doctor Maximilian von Borcke, as provided by Sean Patrick Hazlett Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye A disconcerting feeling of revulsion overwhelmed me when I touched the strange object, a metallic container the size of a cigar box. Inscribed on it was writing reminiscent of Sumerian cuneiform. The solitary eye engraved on the...

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    Mad Scientist Produces Burlesque Event

    by  • December 17, 2013 • 0 Comments

    The multi-talented Scarlett O’Hairdye, one of our fantastic illustrators, is putting on a burlesque revue in Seattle to help battle the dark dreary days of a Pacific Northwest winter. Here are the details! Unnatural Redhead Productions is proud to present Midwinter Madness! A burlesque revue about all things non-holiday! Sick of Santa? Weary of...

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    The Dog and the Dinosaur

    by  • December 16, 2013 • 0 Comments

    An essay by Ken Korman, as provided by Adam Rowe Art by Katie Nyborg An audio version of this story is available at http://academicemmett.com/1-4-the-dog-and-the-dinosaur/ “Do you believe in fortune telling?” Emmett asked me. He was staring thoughtfully up at the ceiling, long legs resting on an equally tall chair back. “No more than you do,” I...

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    Dying is Easy

    by  • December 9, 2013 • 0 Comments

    An essay by Arthur Weiss, Ph.D., as provided by Franco Raud Art by Franco Raud This is what is known. American Blues guitarist Robert Johnson (1911-1938). Singer of “Hellhound on My Trail,” “Me and the Devil Blues,” and “Cross Road Blues.” Johnson was granted his musical genius through a deal with the devil made at...

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    The Starvation Of Anthony Dargay

    by  • December 2, 2013 • 2 Comments

    An essay by Anthony Dargay PhD, as provided by Ben Revermann Art by Justine McGreevy Oct. 28, 2015, Day 8, Anthony Dargay PhD. IMPORTANT, DO NOT WALK THROUGH THE PORTAL. READ THIS BEFORE YOU WALK THROUGH THE PORTAL: I pray that you see this journal and grab it before walking through. I will leave it right...

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    God Lives in My Computer

    by  • November 25, 2013 • 0 Comments

    An essay by Dr. Radical N. Klein, as provided by Peter J. Carter Art by Leigh Legler Most people are goddamned pains in the ass. They’re constantly acting with defective intelligence, when not otherwise acting downright criminally apathetic. As if to prove this theorem on a daily basis, when the people in my immediate vicinity aren’t...

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    That Man Behind the Curtain: October 2013

    by  • November 19, 2013 • 1 Comment

    A very quick report, as I am hip deep in NaNoWriMo and a bit behind. Because of this yearly quest to compose a novel, we are also a bit behind on our slush. We assure those who have submitted that you have not been forgotten. The Money Aspect Amounts in parentheses are losses/expenses. Hosting:...

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    In The Absence of Emotion

    by  • November 18, 2013 • 0 Comments

    Editorial: Investigations of Neural Imagining and Surgical Removal of Emotional Cortexes Edward P. Muinn1, David G. Bolls,1 Felicity I. Killian1,2 and Diana Rohlman3 1Department of Neurology and Neurosurgery, 2Department of Radiology, 3Groom Lake Publishing Services, Groom Lake, Nevada, United States of America Corresponding author: Felicity I. Killian, killianf@groomlakelab.edu Felicity I. Killian received her Bachelors...

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    Damned Souls and Statistics

    by  • November 11, 2013 • 0 Comments

    An essay by Allison Merton, as provided by Robert Dawson Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye “But Pascal expected a reward of infinite value. Do you?” His eyes, shadowy as a charcoal drawing, fixed me. His face was bleak and gray, his voice was flat and emotionless, and his dark suit looked as if it had...

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