• Futility

    by  • April 6, 2015 • 0 Comments

    Futility

    An essay by Dr. Robert Anstruther, as provided by D. J. Tyrer Art by Luke Spooner This is my seventieth day here in this bunker and I am no closer to understanding the true nature of the scourge afflicting mankind. Why are the dead walking the earth rather than resting easy in their graves? What has...

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    Applying to be a God Through TranScend™

    by  • March 30, 2015 • 0 Comments

    Applying to be a God Through TranScend

    An essay by Blake Morely, as provided by Russ Bickerstaff Art by Luke Spooner We’ve all heard the stories and rumors about the shadowy company known as TranScend™. Any search for them online conjures up a pretty sinister picture carved out of breathless lies, rumors, and suspicions. Horror and anxiety over what the general...

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    The Curious Case of Alpha-7 DE11

    by  • March 23, 2015 • 2 Comments

    The Curious Case of Alpha-7 DE11

    Transcript of voice mail found by Dr. Jarothy Pickman, as provided by Dan Stout Art by Dawn Vogel <Beep> Hello, Joachim. This is Dr. Manderagon. Vincent Manderagon. I’m calling because I’m having trouble with one of our Golems. Specifically … ah … I just had it in front of me … <Rustling papers>  Here it is:...

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    Review of Zombies and Calculus by Colin Adams

    by  • March 18, 2015 • 0 Comments

    A review by Robert Dawson A few years ago, Seth Grahame-Smith, believing that Miss Austen’s Pride and Prejudice was insufficiently sensational, added zombies to the recipe. In the book under review, Dr. Colin Adams does the same for the zombie-apocalypse genre by adding calculus. Craig Williams (like Dr. Adams) is a math professor at...

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    That Man Behind the Curtain: February 2015

    by  • March 17, 2015 • 2 Comments

    And now: numbers. The Money Aspect Amounts in parentheses are losses/expenses. Hosting: ($17.06) Stories: ($240.00) Art: ($409.68) Advertising: ($90.00) Processing Fees: ($18.24) Printing: ($15.93) Donations: $69.00 Ad Revenue: $0.33 Book Sales: $212.48 Total: ($509.10) QTD: ($885.14) YTD: ($885.14) All Time: ($11,331.37) As per usual, I try to list costs for art and stories under...

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    Living Blue

    by  • March 16, 2015 • 0 Comments

    Living Blue

    An essay by Dr. Carol Arnold, as provided by Dr. J.A. Grier Art by Leigh Legler Recollections on the process of invention, entitled “Living Blue” from the journal of Dr. Carol Arnold, by J. A. Grier # Even over the phone, my mother’s voice held the same mix of syrup and threat it always...

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    Sins and Dust

    by  • March 9, 2015 • 0 Comments

    Sins and Dust

    An essay by the Confessor, as provided by James Fadeley Art by Luke Spooner I write these words with total shame, for herein lies the confessions of an arrogant fool. For forty years, I have served the church as a preacher of the faith. And yet I am the greatest of hypocrites. Once a...

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    The Arkham K-12 Science Fair

    by  • March 2, 2015 • 3 Comments

    The Arkham K-12 Science Fair

    Transcript of a recording by Clifford Winter III, Ph.D., as provided by Jeannie Warner Art by Scarlet O’Hairdye 12 April 1921. Where’s the switch, turn on the switch … ah! There we go. Yes, it’s recording now. Okay! Tilly, please go ahead and transcribe these spools for my visit. For the record, this is...

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